Let's give the Repuglicans a helping hand!

*sarcasm on*

I feel so bad for them. In 2008, there isn't going to be a heir to the Bush throne. It could cause mayhem and conflict within the Party of God tha could cause all kinds of problems for the general population. We need to stop this before it happens!

*sarcasm off*

I think we should start a serious campaign to nominate Bill Frist, or Rich Santorum, or both to run as the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate. No two people embody the true soul of the Republican party more than them. Hard core Evangelicals and Right wingers will spooge in thier pants, sure of a definate Democratic defeat in November.

Then the sound bites, the voting records, the debates. No abortion period. Gays should be sent to an island. Only true Christians are real Americans. Picture it. Imagine it. Think of some swing voter thinking, "are these guys serious?"

Rebublicans want to move America to the right. Let's help them! Let's try and get the farthest Right Wingers possible in the spotlight to highlight their version of America. Let's not allow the Republicans to play to the right and run moderates. Let's make sure they run true and blue candidates that are the heart and soul of the Right Wing.

DeLay to that mix.

How the hell could I let that mess fall off my radar... Thanks Cheryl!!!

Dennis Hastert is a great spokeman for Republicans. He embodies all their core values of say-anything-and-truth-be-damned.

Stone the Adulterers & Outlaw Divorce

I'm not convinced they wouldn't get (s)elected. My nightmare is President Falwell. I'd like to think that event would ensure open revolt, but now I'm not convinced.

I really DO think Americans are that fuckin' stupid now.

the 2 term limits? I'm sure Bush will get the Diebold vote.

Don't forget to get mr. flat tax demint, and that kook newly elected senator kook from Oklahoma.

It's where they're headed. The rethugs will nominate someone like Santorum or Allen or Owens of Colorado. No way someone like Rudi can be nominated; the reborns will walk. The only one that scares me is Romney of MA. They will overstep.

Doesn't he represent the ulra liberal Mass.

the best thing we can do is spam the hell out of that picture of him grabbing the interviewers ass on british tv, and hope like hell she wins her case.

there is, I believe, yet another woman he grabbed on film, whose station won't release the clip of it. It is so blatant.

they will steal congress in 2006 if not stopped, and have the immigrant law put in just in time to run him.

....they will try to show his record of compromise on issues like the environment and stem cell research and the idiots and moderates will eat it up....

I have no doubt that they have been planning this for years...we must all prevent this at all costs....

Dare to dream, oh ye of the Old Republic. Don't you know that we can't chage emperors mid-empire?