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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 12:53 PM
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"Fundies Push to Decriminalize Pedophila" and other future headlines
Edited on Sat Nov-06-04 12:54 PM by jdjkkse
from the United States of Jesus. Post yours here!!

"School board passes request for monthly virginity tests for coeds"

"Women no longer allowed in public wearing less than three fluid ounces of make-up, and nude pantyhose"

c'mon, let's have some fun and let the rancor out..
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2Design Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 12:56 PM
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1. yes fundies are the biggest group who indulge in pedophlia
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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 12:58 PM
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2. Born-again Christians only Toll booths.
For those who need to get life done in a hurry before the rapture.

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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 01:01 PM
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4. that is too funny! And BAC only bathrooms as well.
I can see the signs, a new segregation, one for "Saved" and one for "Unsaved".

it could happen too.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 01:00 PM
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3. "Age, measurements, hair and eye color
and weight will all be required information for a woman on a job application. Employers to reserve right to deny a woman a job based on one of these characteristics."

"Sexual harrassement laws to be overturned."

"Age discrimination laws to be overturned."

"Dusting, making coffee for the boss and allowing groping to be considered acceptable job duties for women."

"Women no longer able to get credit in their own name."

"WOMEN LOSE THE RIGHT TO VOTE."


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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 01:02 PM
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5. "Ann Coulter rendered obsolete."
employed as maid in Pentagon.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 01:03 PM
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6. Hey, thanks man.
This helps.

:eyes:
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 01:19 PM
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7. Unborn given right to vote
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