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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:26 PM
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Trolling right-wingers
You sold your country to corporate America, gave them the keys to your tax dollars all for two reasons. These two reasons, homosexuality and abortion, are matters that should be left up to the individual and their maker.

Judge not, that ye be not judged. Matthew 7:1

Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming in which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice. And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation. John 5:28-29

Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man. John 8:15

Are you proposing that you are better than John, Judging the flesh of man and woman? You are the moral majority now, will you use that power as your Bible tells you or will you use it for your own agenda? Will you be judged fairly after judging the flesh of others?

Watch the stock of the military/industrial complex, does it fall into line with your Bible?

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. Matthew 5:9

It is time for some reflection on your part, can you choose wisely while being mislead by others?

Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Matthew 15:14

Remember the wisdom of Solomon in the book of Proverbs. "He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind."
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:29 PM
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1. Not to mention Matthew 23 on Economic Justice. n/t
Edited on Sat Nov-06-04 02:35 PM by patrice
On edit :

Revelations says the whole world will come under the anti-Christs power : note how the biggest popular vote for a candidate + the global effect of this administration pretty much adds up to the Anti-Christ.

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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:31 PM
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2. I never understood how Christians could support Bush
it's mind-boggling. People are stupid
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:31 PM
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3. real Christians do NOT SUPPORT BUSH
there is simply no way a real Christian could support Bush. NO WAY.
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:35 PM
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6. Understand this
real Christians don't support *.

History is rife with examples of crooks using the sheep for their nefarious ends, our case today is but a rehash.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:32 PM
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4. And that one about...
Going to your closet and closing the door and doing your praying there.

I really love that one. It's about dignity.
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eddiebrowns Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:34 PM
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5. Dear Anonymous Evangelicals
Dear Anonymous Evangelical:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from
you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of
mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27.
How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't
we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with
people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.
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Kelli372 Donating Member (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:42 PM
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8. Yes, thanks, I was wondering those things myself....
thanks for taking the time to ask them. I'll wait with bated breath for any answers. :)
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talleyJudy Donating Member (36 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 03:47 PM
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13. I'm atheist, so cannot answer the above, but
I do know why I sold 'my soul' to corporate America.

Corporate America employs people, CA produces the defense materiel that protects this nation, CA is the market that buys what we produce on this farm (yes, I live on a farm), CA and some others produce the auto that I drive, the power that lights and heats my home, and CA also develops the modern medical techniques that may extend my quality of life.

A second reason for voting the way I did was to support a president who realizes that the UN is nothing but an ineffectual 'feel good' global club for dictators, thugs, and thieves.

And my third and most pressing concern was the fight against terrorism and who my 'gut' said would be more dedicated to that fight without groveling to those that are friends of the dictators, thugs, and thieves.

So there you have this atheist's perspective; and no, I am not offended when he, or anyone else, says "God Bless America".
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 03:49 PM
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14. Just more proof
That the love of money is the root of all evil.
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truthseeker1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 04:54 PM
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17. "[Corp America] produces the defense materiel that protects this nation"
and also sells it to other nations, some of which are our enemies who we end up having to fight - and in other cases, the US war machine sells weapons and war material to competing countries or factions in order to encourage civil wars in those regions, usually because they have resources that rich, greedy American Corporations want.

Oh yes, and don't forget the disproportionate amount of tax dollars that contribute to keeping the war machine alive - more than 50% of our tax dollars! Soon to go up. The Bush admin kicked off that increase by signing a new contract with Lockheed this week for $245 BILLION for F-16s.

" also develops the modern medical techniques that may extend my quality of life."

Oops....except for stem cell research!
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 05:05 PM
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19. not to mention farm subsidies financed primarily by blue states
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 03:17 PM
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9. DAMNED FUNNY, I AM GOING TO SHARE THAT...
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 03:30 PM
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10. Hilarious!!!
I've got to send that to some fundies. :toast:
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 03:41 PM
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12. This is just HILARIOUS!
Excellent questions. I've obviously been slacking off in my neighborhood. Must smite people according to the bible. Gotcha. :toast:

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truthseeker1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 04:46 PM
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16. That is great! Best thing I've seen all day
I hope you don't mind if I copy and paste and forward on.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 05:02 PM
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18. Outstanding!
:thumbsup:

I'm sharing with friends. :-)
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rockydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 05:16 PM
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21. WOAH - you just nailed the right wing Christians to the cross of their
own deluded insanity...
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sundancekid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:42 PM
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7. reminds me of another great line from the MOVIE "Inherit the Wind"
that is equally applicable for trollers supportive of their leader:


"I do hateful things for which people love me, and I do loveable things for which they hate me. I'm admired for my detestability. Now don't worry, Little Eva. I may be rancid butter, but I'm on your side of the bread."
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 03:30 PM
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11. Great Line
:thumbsup:
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eddiebrowns Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 04:30 PM
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15. kick
:dem:
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rockydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 05:14 PM
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20. Jesus had his own words for right wing types...
"Forgive them, they know not what they do...."

Ignorance, stupidity, blindness and arrogance....right wingers are about to reap the failure they so richly deserve.
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