Holy shit! A USMC brigadier general in Iraq-nam just said (on NBC) ...

The enemy we are going to get is Satan and he is in Fallujah.

Satan! The Crusades are back on. This really is a religious war. The religiously insane must be positively orgasmic now.

So they can go kill Satan

From their perspective, Jayzus died for their sins, and the OTHER Americans are going to go kill their new enemies for them, and they don't have to get off their fat rear ends.

Everything's copacetic if you're a fundie. If you get caught off base, just bawl like a baby, and claim Gawd forgives you and everything's cool again!

:eyes:

NGU.

the idiots in the USA and voter fraud just put him in there for another four fucking years.

Good luck finding him!

sorry. wacky reference to SO I Married an Axe Murderer

Bill Clinton for UN Secretary General

ClintUN

How much do you suppose it would cost to air drop about a million of these over Colorado Springs?

That would so rock!

Jack Chick: "Why is Mary crying?" (tract title)
Smartass answer: "One of the archangels sassed her and she doesn't know who."
hooray for the Tenth Crusade!

... hope the Marines are packin' bibles, yo. :wtf:

heard on AAR a few weeks ago that the "Left Behind" books are extremely popular among our troops in Iraq. Scary stuff...

could also be the title of a book about the missing armor on so many of the vehicles.

... "No Child Left Behind" is a tip o' the hat to the Left Behind series. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Well isn't that special?

:grr:

SATAN!

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Even sadder is that this is really happening...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041106/481/ans11111061735&e=39&ncid=

:scared:

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Maybe we'll get lucky and some Republicans will find their spines just in time.

I bet that the boy king thinks that they can "bait" the terrorists and Osama this way....and don't worry about all those women and children who will die, they had been warned....

:grr:

and show people talking like that in the news? Like today, I mean.

...now that they are the "Moral Majority"....

:puke:

vIRAQetnam?

j

corporate media. We need to know about atrocious statements like this.

and let me preface this by explaining that my mother was a sweet little old liberal lady who listened to Rush and the other right-wing talk shows and, even though she was an athiest, watched Pat Robertson and the other TEs. When I asked her why, she said, "You just have to keep an eye on what THOSE people are doing."

Sounds like a very wise woman!:)

I love the name that you have given this illegal war on oil.

Shall we call it the 1st Crusade and if it is the 1st one where will the 2nd and 3rd one be fought at?

Asshole freepers!

look like fucking osama.

thinking?

that the White House occupant is really the anti-Christ, which is a different entity than Satan.

Oh well.

I feel like I'm living in the freaking Twilight Zone.

this is what the shrub and his followers want, a Holy War.

with the cross of Jesus going on before....

Onward Christian fundies,
hypnotize the throng,
do it in the Lord's name,
then it can't be wrong.
Empty, trusting hearts and minds,
begging to be filled,
we won't disappoint them,
they have come to yield.

Chorus:
Onward Christian fundies,
hypnotize the throng,
do it in the Lord's name,
then it can't be wrong.

Start with something real upbeat,
lift their spirits high,
We'll stop thoughts from Satan,
they won't have to try.
Slow the beat to worshipful,
ease them into praise,
build intense emotions
till every hand is raised.

When each soul is swaying,
focused on up high,
modulate up one fifth,
wring each eye that's dry.
Everyone now touched of God,
feel the Spirit move,
ushered to the Throne of God
because we work the groove.

Then a hush falls on the crowd,
Pastor takes the stand
speaking now of breakthrough,
led by God's own hand.
Every heart confirms the truth
They heard what they seek,
God has waved His magic wand so
they'll be back next week

nt

They had a little war news section with a feed from DC just before the news.

Fuck TV. I've got AAR on at about 85 dB right now. I can hear it all over the house and at the cooker on the back deck. I did not own a TV for the 13 years before we bought this mountain house. We bought the seller's furniture which included 5 (F-I-V-E!) TVs.

against a country that did nothing wrong? Well, I guess it's really like the old saying goes...'If you can't beat them, join them'

This is the best news I've heard all day! If GWB is in Fallujah, we don't have to worry about RECOUNTS!

:nuke:

this guy has been reading the election reviews, no doubt

Isn't it a marine taking on the spawn of hell in that game?

Col. Gary Brandl voiced his troops' determination:

"The enemy has got a face. He's called Satan. He's in Fallujah and we're going to destroy him."
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041106/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq&cid=540&ncid=1480

Shitfire and save matches, boys...why not use aerial tankers and drench Fallujah with Holy Water?

-Falwell