In his time, Jesus would have been rock-star hot.

Maddy McCall

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:40 PM
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In his time, Jesus would have been rock-star hot.

He had a cult-like following, including many women and men who would have wanted to bed him.

C'mon...he was 33 when he died...at the height of his sexual prime. He had to have gotten a piece somewhere, right?

:silly: :evilgrin:

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JohnKleeb

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:41 PM
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1. ha you have a point

Women want him and men want to be him :D.

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Maddy McCall

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:43 PM
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3. LOL!

Even the Beatles wanted to bigger than him. :-)

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JohnKleeb

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:51 PM
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6. of course

I look forward to my first mass tommorow too.

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DrWeird

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:42 PM
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2. "Satan, get thee behind me."

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:47 PM
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4. Don't...Don't make my...

Old roadie twisted mind think up "Jesus Rockstar" dialogues right now. My brain is like a cuchifrito as it is.

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brainshrub

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Sat Nov-06-04 08:49 PM
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5. I thought the average sexual prime for men was 19?

I'm 34.

It's a good thing I'm way above average.

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Maddy McCall

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Sat Nov-06-04 09:01 PM
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7. (whispers to brainshrub--yes, I know that...

but I didn't want to insult the twenty- and thirty-something DU men with this post.) :evilgrin:

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Rowdyboy

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Sat Nov-06-04 09:36 PM
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8. For any man living in that society in that era to remain a virgin

would have usually been unheard of. Why would Christ not be expected to experience sex? He could easily have been married and no one of that day felt it important enough to mention because women were considered so inconsequential in the era.

When the Bible was eventually assembled, hundreds of years after Christ's death, MANY texts were discarded or had been previously destroyed. The discarded texts could possibly have changed the face of the church, had they been included. Who has any idea of what Christianity is REALLY supposed to be about?

A single, mid-30's Jewish man of that era, however, would have been quite odd.

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sangh0

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Sat Nov-06-04 09:38 PM
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9. A single, mid-30's Jewish man of that era, however, would have been quite

Not really.

After all, he lived with his mommy

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Cat Atomic

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Sat Nov-06-04 09:42 PM
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10. Did you know that Jesus was Scandinavian?

Hell yeah! Alot of people will tell you he was Jewish, but I've seen the pictures so I know better.

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