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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:01 AM
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if I get into a Truck crash and have to be "rescued" can I get a $1M deal?
i mean i gotta pickup truck. maybe if i crash it good enough and then have to be "rescued" think they will give ME $1M to write a book about it?

PLEASE say yes! a broken leg is a CHEAP price to pay for that kinda cash!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:03 AM
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1. Hard to say, Matcom
How cute are you in a little dress?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:04 AM
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2. You can crash into my RAV 4 and we can both get deals....
Since I am gonna be unemployed in 4 weeks, I could use a million bucks.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:06 AM
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3. If you do it in Iraq, yes
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:11 AM
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4. only if a psychotic ex nurse is the one who rescues you
And she's the one who breaks your leg.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:29 AM
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5. Gotta be cute as a button
and have memory lapses.

Oh yeah. About that yellow ass...
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:31 AM
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6. Yeah. The Memory Lapse Thing Bugs Me
How are they going to have an "as told to" biography from someone who doesn't remember a lot of the things that have happened in the recent past?

At her age, there is no distant past. So, she would basically be devoid of input on the most relevent years of her own life, on which this book is based.

Huh?
The Professor
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 10:32 AM
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7. in anticipation of rescue, can you apply lipstick in time
... for the camera crews?
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