I'm tired of fighting. Welcome back, BUSH! You're my president.

Hey, I'm finally worn down by all of the years struggling against the Republican ideology that what's good for business is good for me and that taxes do nothing but stifle our economy.

Also, environmental concerns? Have you SEEN all the trees around? Well, if you live in Kansas you probably haven't. But there are still a LOT of trees here in the Pacific Northwest. If a few more get cut down...it isn't going to hurt us. We need to feed the mouths and clothe the backs of the kids whose families depend on taking from the earth. It's the moral thing to do.

On top of that, I really don't care how many arabs we kill. The point is...if we keep killing them it's gonna be awfully hard for them to come over and kill us. Abortions? Well, we can make it illegal in this country and just outsource the jobs to Canadian doctors. I mean, if the CIA and army solve "torture" problem by sending it overseas beyond US court jurisdiction, we shoul stop fighting abortion battle and do the same.

Gay people? Why can't you just live together quietly and stop making things so tough on Joe and Josephine in Nebraska. They don't need to be hearing about your life choices. Just like you don't need to know about their leather and whip collection in her hope chest at the foot of the bed.

So....embrace Bush. If you can't beat 'em...join 'em. I hear they have really great fundraisers and rallies. Maybe we can even sign on early for a Jebbie presidency in 2008.


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NOT ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU MENTALLY DERANGED FREEPTARDS! I'm here. I'm not going anywhere. My intellect and determination and raw physical energy will be invested in trying to do EVERYTHING in my power to see that this murderous shitstack in office is either impeached, forced to resign, or otherwise. He will get no cooperation from me. He can rot in hell for all he has done to destroy our great nation and indeed the world. He OFFENDS me as a person with a brain that he dared to ever imagine he deserves power. GET YOUR WAR ON, FOLKS! The revolution has begun.

how do we get rid of all our extra, and unnecessary, IQ points? I mean, most of us will have to jettison at least 50 or so.

folks on the other end of the bell curve. Perhaps they can give you a six pack or some wal-mart sh!t from their garage in return.

Within 2 months you'll be guaranteed to shave off at least 10 of those pesky, hard to get rid of IQ points.

As a dietary supplement to the Pox News IQ ultra-braindrain diet, try listening to Rush Limbaugh at least 2 hrs a week.

Scientific studies all across the South have proven that this will rapidly decrease your brainpower. Increasing the dosage too quickly may be fatal, however, as this product is highly toxic and could result in complete brain failure.

but that's just a guess.

I'm putting it off until I see if anything comes of the election fraud challenge, but if it looks like * is here to stay, I'm going through with it. I'll listen Oxyrush and watch Faux News all day and be happy as a clam.

sorry, sometimes I channel Groucho Marx.

Watching Fox News for a week, you can get rid of twice that. A month and you won't be able to stop drooling.

Move to a red state and spend your days trying to discuss anything more intellectual the latest American Idol results with a Freep.


Your IQ points will be sucked out into the ether by osmosis. Trust me on this.

That's just what they were hoping to do -- wear people down. Not me, I'm an old lady, but I'll fight the GOP until they pry my registration card out of my cold, dead hands!
morcatknits

we're BUSY working on 08, go HILARY :bounce:

:evilgrin:

peace

Only problem is the rethugs think that trees cause pollution,
and are an environmental problem.

trees are practically terrorists. they fuel the raging fires that destroy multimillion dollar homes, recreation areas, and other fun things we Americans like to build right in the middle of forests.

I believe Bush's policy is correct. To save the trees, you must destroy them. Same as his Iraq policy. Same with Social Security reform. But Bush is so much higher than us. We can't possibly expect to know his ways. He has initiative and is resolute. That's what I like.

and direct depositing it into Bank of Halliburton, Inc.

:puke:

I can do it again. However, in the fifties, after Korea, we weren't at war with anyone but a cold war with Russia. What do you plan to do about this? The cold war in retrospect wasn't so bad. No one was getting killed in it wholesale.

smears and fears..yay!..

No Thanks! Fuck 'em!

works out well. At least you can take mental health trips across the border.

*

Here are my reasons to embrace the new * fascist theocracy:

(1) I'd look damned good in a shirt dress, starched apron and high heels while I vacuum the living room rug.

(2) Brown has always been my color.

(3) In the new theocratic state, maybe they'll assign me a husband?

(4) Getting beat up by a freeptard husband might give me something new to talk about with the "security moms".

(5) Whatever I do, I am assured of getting swept up in the rapture, as long as I believe.

(6) I'll get to watch Fox Cable News all day, and like it.

(7) No more having to think.

(8) I'll finally be able to admit that I find Hannity much sexier than Colmes.

(9) I just love the letter "W".

10) I never did like to vote that much, anyway!

all the black people or asians intruding on your little life. It's back to the 1950s we go.

Hop on Daddy Bush's lap. He wants to give you a horsey ride

I get to toss aside my "ignorance is dangerous" attitude for the ever-so-popular "ignorance is bliss" attitude, blissfully enjoyed the blissfully ignorant right-wingers. Hey President Bush, let's be blissfully ignorant together. Those'll be good times.

Note: In case you couldn't tell, I'm being blissfully sarcastic. }(

sweet sweet kool-aid (aaaahgghhhlll with best Homer Simpson).

not to be confused with Idol. The New American Idol is none other than GEORGE W "he's so sexy" BUSH.

Yup, First thang ah'm gonna do is try some Skoal, then buy me a rifle collection and start shootin' anythang ah kin git a license fur.

Let's get these immoral bastards! ALWAYS state a reference to these bastards as IMMORAL. It is true and it makes the so-called religious people's dull, rusty wheels start to turn.

not even ability to distinguish between right/wrong anymore.