Mind if I set a spell on your porch ?

"How ya doing? I'm a Republican. Would you happen to have a drink of cold water in your frigerator? Mind if I have a piece of that apple pie on your table? That sure is a nice pick-up you're driving there...Do you mind if I sign your son up for the draft? Do you mind if I take part of your Social Security and give it to my buddies up on Wall Street? Do you mind if I give our entire Treasury to the rich folks so they can create jobs for poor people like yourself? Do you mind if I burn down your house....?"

(edited "set" for political correctness :))

but thank God men can't marry men!

</sarcasm>

at least in my neck of the woods.:puke:

but you are correct... :)

"...But it'll cost you $34,500 to get me to leave."

I'm sure stealing an election is "hard work"! You must be very tired.

Gyre

I have been walking for an hour, I don't have a phone, it's hot out, and I am really tired. Could I use your phone to call a tow truck, maybe get a drink of water, and just sit down for a while until the truck gets here?"

"Sure, no problem," you answer. You head into the kitchen and come back having brought him the phone, some cold water, and an apple.

He then proceedes to sit, he lets out a sigh of relief, and pulls out a cigarette. Just as he is about to light it, he realizes that his lighter has run out of fluid.

"Could I trouble you for a match?" He asks.

"No problem," you answer, and you have a seat next to him after lighting his cigarette. You start thinking that maybe your sinister outlook on Republicans is all wrong. This guy seems like a decent person. Maybe you let yourself get too caught up in the campaign.

Well, that's it. You decided that your bigotry and unjust contempt for Republicans ends here and now.

"Mind if I get a cigaratte?" you ask.

"What!" he says with incredulity. "Are you kidding! Get your own. The problem with you liberals is that you are always expecting to get handouts from other people, from hardworking people like myself. I am not going to support your habit just because you are too lazy to go out, get a job, and start earning something for yourself!"

:)

And most of my mom's side of the family, who is very right wing (not my mom, her family) live in Missouri.

So, yeah...