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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 06:58 PM
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List questions that might elicit embarrassing responses from Shrub
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 07:27 PM by The Night Owl
If we have to endure Shrub for another 4 years, we may as well try to have fun with him. Here is my plan...

I want to come up with a list of questions that might elicit embarrassing answers from Shrub or at least stymie him.

Questions I would like to hear reporters ask Shrub...

Mr. President: Are you of the mind that some races are smarter than others?

Mr. President: If heavy firepower is the best way to kill suspected terrorists in Iraq, then why isn't the same approach used to kill suspected terrorists in the US?

Mr. President: Do you still consider Ken Lay to be a friend of yours?

Mr. President: How many jobs has Dick Cheney created using the money from his tax break?

Mr. President: Have you had any luck coming up with a list of mistakes you've made as president?

Mr. President: Those WMD jokes you told a while back got a lot of laughs. Do you have any more WMD jokes you would like to share?

Mr. President: Is John Kerry owed an apology from the Swift Vets?

Mr. President: How old is planet Earth?

Mr. President: Do you believe that global warming is occurring?

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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:04 PM
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1. can u spell nukular
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:07 PM
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2. Mr. Resident How do you plan to gut the first amendment to the Constitution
How can you get your 'Strict Constructionsist' Judges to declair that the Bible Trumps the LAW without running smack into the 1 st ammendment?
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No Mandate Here. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:08 PM
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3. Have. You. Ever. Been. Arrested?
There is a bounty available for any legitimate reporter who asks him that question at a press conference. I believe it is over $ 6,000.00.

We would also be looking for a job for that reporter, in all likelihood.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:12 PM
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4. It won't work because
the man has no shame. He can tell the most outrageous lies without the slightest embarrassment or care.
:(
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:15 PM
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7. atually, if he is caught off gaurd he has
shown that he can lose his cool
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petepillow Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:13 PM
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5. how does it feel knowing nearly half of america hates you for what
they know about you and nearly half of america approves of you and your policies based on misinformation?

i love this thread! :)
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:14 PM
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6. If you beleive God is on our side in Iraq
and the Iraqis beleive God is on their side, how do we know whose side God is actually on?
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genieroze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:17 PM
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8. What was that thing
on you back during the debates?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:18 PM
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11. Yup, and the wire
we saw behind your tie in the second debate.
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:17 PM
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9. "What would you like to say to...
the 48% of American voters who don't support you?"
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:17 PM
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10. Any question dealing with "sovereignty"
that Q&A session was the best ever
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jsascj Donating Member (425 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 07:20 PM
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12. When will the twins be arriving in Iraq?
Before or after the draft?
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pantouflard Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 08:23 PM
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13. Mr. Resident: how does your family
handle having a Nazi supporter in its history?

--Which country are we going to invade next?

--What happens to Air National Guard pilots who fail to take their physical?

--Would you be willing to participate in an American version of "Prime Minister's Questions?"

--Why do you think 99% of the voting irregularities were in your favor?

--Why do you think you were a "C" student in college?



How's that for starters, kids?
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 08:47 PM
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14. My question would elicit NO response from Bu$h.
I would ask him why, in the face of specific Air Guard and USAF regulations, he failed to comply with the required USAF flight physical in 1972, subsequently being removed from flying status along with Lt. James Bath. There would be no answer from Bu$h's pursed, twisted, little blue lips. No answer because he cannot even lie that story any more. It might be behind him, but a glance in the rear-view mirror of history should confirm that it still stalks him. And, I hope, shakes him. Only a psychopath can live comfortably with such egregious, damnable lies. That's our boy! Read my piece from last February: http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/04/02/21_lies.html

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kerry2win Donating Member (321 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 08:59 PM
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15. how does it feel to steal 2 elections
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