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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:08 PM
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Bush Twins to join Marines?
My husband says he heard on the news somewhere that the Bush twins have joined the Marines in order to set an example for the youth of the nation. Supposedly they've been training in secret and will be deployed to Iraq.

Anyone heard anything about this. My guess is he caught part of some satirical production and thought it was real news.
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:09 PM
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1. I'm sure the Bush twins........
....would LOVE to train with a group of Marines.......
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:10 PM
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2. Wouldn't they be automatically be section 8's?
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 09:10 PM by Cobalt Violet
:evilgrin:
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:11 PM
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8. HA hA ha...
Wont the get nice cooshie desk jobs,,,,,,in the states.
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:10 PM
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3. Well I heard they've been 'joining' a lot of Marines....
And sailors, airmen, and soldiers too. But I hadn't heard that one. Who knows? :shrug:
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lightbulb Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:11 PM
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7. ppffttt! eom
Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 09:14 PM by lightbulb
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lightbulb Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:10 PM
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4. hehehe, I am now removing my socks
Which I will be happy to consume along with a nice bottle of wine if this is true.
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:34 PM
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26. I'm joining lightbulb, and eat my underwear, too.
that is not what the Bushes do.
Besides, their inanity would implode the entire Marine Corps.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:10 PM
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5. Oh, I hope this circulates widely.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:11 PM
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6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Funniest. Fucking. Thing. I've read all day.

LMAO!!!!
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Ducks In A Row Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:12 PM
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9. Sure they are. It will be the "Special" unit.
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rox63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:13 PM
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10. Yeah, they're joing the Marines all right.
For some horizontal drills...
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cubsfan forever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:19 PM
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14. They DO get around, don't they?
The last I heard, one of the skanks, uh, twins was going to become a teacher in an inner-city school to set an example for all other dumb bimbos, er 'publican trailer trash. :puke:

Professor 2
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alevensalor Donating Member (424 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:15 PM
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11. I'm not buyin' it
not even the Texas Air Guard would keep them out of the fight this time...

~A!
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exsoccermom Donating Member (169 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:19 PM
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13. Can't be sent to Iraq
No booze over there--and they can't go for any time without their booze.
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:18 PM
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12. Sounds like a crock of shit to me.
In fact, it's the bi9gget crock of shit since the WMD story!
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T Roosevelt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:23 PM
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15. Al Franken opened up yesterday's show with that bit
kind of in celebration of Veterans Day.
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:30 PM
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16. OK that explains where he heard it. Thanks
Sounds like someone got punked.
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CityZen-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:35 PM
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17. Bu$h*t Bitch's
I hope that they become impregnated by a righteous gang of Muslims!
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frogfromthenorth2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:50 PM
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21. You sound exactly like a freeper...
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Dr Ron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 09:54 PM
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18. Here's how they would look if they joined
http://kerryblog.blogspot.com/2004/10/enjoy-draft-other-items-of-interest.html
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:02 PM
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19. They probably are not joining the Marines anytime soon...but that would be
something that i'd associate with a repressive regime or military dictatorship like the one bush is installing.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 10:38 PM
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20. Al Franken did a bit on that yesterday for Veteran's Day. It was a joke.
NT
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:11 PM
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22. Maybe he just saw the Opus comic from a couple weeks ago
Bush and Opus' anxiety closets got mixed up. An elephant seal popped out of Bush's closet and the twins showed up in Opus. They were dressed in fatigues one was annoucing they'd enlisted and the other one was saying "Fallujah's gonna rock!"
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:13 PM
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23. As what? Party girls?
You know ...... morale boosters. The kind who ask 18 year old farm boys turned soldier to buy them a drink (a $40 half bottle of cheap champaigne) for the honor of their witty conversation while the "house" gets half the profit and the girls get the other half ........... ?
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papiamento Donating Member (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:19 PM
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24. too soft
can't go to Iraq - no booze
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:32 PM
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25. The Bush Twins are sipping Mai-Tai's down in Panama with Enron Execs.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:37 PM
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27. Well, now that Bush twins are in Iraq-
this war is going to be over in a minute.
Isn't it obvious it was a joke? I believe Al Franken said it. Bush twins in Iraq-yea, right.
:eyes:
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:42 PM
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28. I'll believe it when I see it, pigs fly out my ass, & hell has frozen over
Those two bimbos wouldn't make it through basic training, even if they wanted to.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-12-04 11:44 PM
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29. If anything, they'll fly with their father in the middle of the nite
like last time and serve turkey and dressing on Thanksgiving to the horny troops.
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