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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:34 PM
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condi having her brain removed? Just heard she is having an operation..
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:36 PM
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1. link?
Perhaps installing an audio implant.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:37 PM
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3. Or perhaps erasing any feeling that she is a woman
and a minority.
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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:37 PM
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6. They just announced it on MSNBC.
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:37 PM
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2. She sold her soul and needs the mark of the beast to be added
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onebox30 Donating Member (67 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:37 PM
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4. It is just a routine fang-sharpening. n/t
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Synnical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:59 PM
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16. LOL!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:37 PM
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5. She's going in for a standard neo-con conscienectomy and prideotomy
Edited on Wed Nov-17-04 07:38 PM by ET Awful
It's a complete removal of conscience and self respect. Purely a routine procedure, I assure you.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:37 PM
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7. You need to have one in order to have it removed eom
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:38 PM
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8. Maybe she's having one installed. n/t
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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:38 PM
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9. she's having her lips surgically attached to bushes ass.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:42 PM
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10. I'm thinking colonoscopy-turned 50.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:43 PM
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11. Getting a soul transplant
or doing the Vulcan thing and having the last bit of emotion purged.
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cal04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:50 PM
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12. Rice
Condoleezza Rice (news - web sites), nominated to be secretary of state, will undergo a minor surgical procedure at a Washington hospital on Friday, a spokesman said.


Sean McCormack said Rice would remain overnight at the hospital and return to work the next day or so.

Rice is having a uterine fibroid embolization, a minimally invasive procedure to block arteries that supply blood to fibroid tumors, he said. It did not involve cancer or a life-threatening condition, McCormack said.
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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:52 PM
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14. Sure. Thats the cover story.
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Danmel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 08:04 PM
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18. I'm considering the same procedure
I have a fibroid the size of Detroit- it is really quite a nuisance and I will not have a hysterectomy unless I'm absolutely have no other option (I'm 44). I have two kids and am not interested in having any more.

There are a number of options with fibroids- uterine fibroid embolization involves shooting little plastic pellets into the arteries that feed the fibroid, to cut off blood supply and keep them from growing. It is something they are studying as a treatment for cancerous tumors. The theory is called angiogenesis or something like that-

They can also surgically remove the lining of the uterus to remove fibroids, which doesn't affect hormone production, but that precludes any future children (not that I imagine children are in COndi's future- the thought of that woman as a mother is really pretty frightening).

They can also surgically remove just the fibroid, a procedure known as myomectomy. That is major surgery and is usually done when preserving fertility is a primary concern.

I do not like her one iota but I know how uncomfortable fibroids can be- I always feel bloated and I am quite anemic. Maybe she'll be less horrifying when she feels better.
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:50 PM
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13. Maybe she's being fitted with TWO wombs so she and her husband...
...er, I mean Bush, can continue the royal fascist bloodline...He's only got four years to reproduce as many little Nazis as possible under the reign of President.





































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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 07:54 PM
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15. A brain would definitely be alien matter
in her body. Could cause an infection of sanity. It must be removed.
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 08:03 PM
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17. what brain??
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dzoner Donating Member (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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19. Reply
Her brain works fine, she is a master of twisted logic and lies.
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 08:15 PM
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20. oh yes I forgot its a heart she doesnt have
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 08:15 PM
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21. Maybe she and Dumbya...
... had a little "ooopsie" and she's "having it taken care of."

(Yes, I realize she's probably post-menapausal, and yes, I am ashamed to sink as low as I have in this post)
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 08:15 PM
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22. May she have
a quick recovery after having her head removed from her ass.

Jenn
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