Falwell urges passage of The Sex Act.

Reverend Jerry Falwell urged President Bush to put his newly acquired
Man Date behind the passage of a Sex Act.The main thrust of the Sex Act would be to prevent Sex Acts except where it is duly sanctioned by the Moral Majority.These are some of the proposed features of the Sex Act that proposes to bring about a revolution in human experience.

1. Only Christians who are certain to enter heaven would be permitted to engage in sex acts.
2. Those who are not Christians could engage in sex acts if they pay a Sex Tax to be collected by inspectors who will be assigned to
these jobs by the Internal Revenue Service.They can receive a discount if they agree to pay such a tax in advance for a whole year.
They would be required to keep a diary fully documented and signed by the parties involved. More than two people engaged in such act would be required to pay penalties that could prevent them from engaging in such acts forever.All matters in dispute would be referred to special courts located in Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib or Baghram.

3.Sex acts among teenagers would be strictly forbidden.If, however, one of the partners is an adult,such as a Priest or a teacher or a coach, the Moral Majority would decide if there are mitigating circumstances such as whether the adult intended to impart certain Moral Values to the teenager or teenagers as the case may be.
4.Sex acts between a Senator, Congressman, Judge, President, Vice President, Governor and their interns or assistants would be exempt from this law.The Moral Majority recognizes the important spiritual work these office holders have to perform.Sex acts in their cases can be deemed to be a perk of the job.
5. Sex acts in all cases have to be carried out only at certain times
on certain days of the week.They have to be carried out only in bed rooms of homes.You are not permitted to engage in sex acts in offices, closets, laundry rooms and other unmentionable places.
6.Pursuant to the Marriage Act, sex acts are only permitted between married adults, especially when it is between a man and a woman.No sex acts between a man and a man or a woman and a woman, or between a human being and an animal is ever permitted.
7.Violators of the Sex act will be condemned to perform sex acts only when they show remorse.

Mr.Falwell stated that the Sex Act recognizes that Sex is inherently dirty and the only reason mankind needs to engage in this act is to procreate and to keep a constant flow of dollars for the Moral Majority.He urged Christian Scientists to find ways to procreate without sex so we can be rid of sex very soon. That day there will be no more sin on earth and paradise would be here.

Falwell would never do anything to strengthen the IRS.

the radical religious right sometimes scares me so it wouldn't surprise me to see something similar being proposed.

when it comes to these radical right wing religious nuts.

The main THRUST of the Sex Act.

heh, heh

:silly:

Perhaps they can put in an rider in that exempts christian businessmen doing it fully clothed & with a respectable prostitute?

provisions to this Act as they see fit.

number 4 though. The word Republican should be inserted before the word Senator. We wouldn't want anyone thinking Democrats or others are capable of doing "spiritual work".

Talk about it - Have oral sex

of this administration. reading many "funny" articles of extreme i have to tell myself a joke, this is a joke. all the while having a question in mind