My take on bu$h and Iran

Five minutes after the next terrorist attack, Bu$h will somehow *know* that Iran did it. I can just imagine his address to the nation now:

Quote:
It i$ with great regret that I have to inform the citizen$ of 'Murika and furriner$ abroad that Iran ha$ attacked *insert target here.* This call$ for a new, broader $trategery on the war on terra.

We mu$t $moke terra-ist$ out of their cave$, wherever they are. Thi$ mean$ that the United $tate$ of 'Murika mu$t i$$ue an ultimatum to Iran--either n00k your$elve$ and remove your infidel, terra-ist way$ from the civilized world, or the United $tate$ will invade and kill anyone we don't like, 'cau$e I'm a cowboy!!!111!!!

The war on terra will require more $acrifice$ from the citizen$ of 'Murika. We mu$t find the terra-ist infiltrator$ in our country before they can attack u$ again. To do thi$, we need every law enforcement power po$$ible, and we mu$t repeal the Bill of Right$ if we expect to be able to catch terra-i$t$. I am propo$ing a PATRIOT Act II to the United $tate$ Congre$$, and KKKarl Rove will per$onally $hoot any Congressman or Congresswimmin who vote$ again$t it. I am al$o declaring myself Pretzeldint-for-Life. Anyone who di$agree$ will be $ent to Gitmo or Abu Ghraib, never to be $een again.

Furthermore, rendering God'$ justice to Iran will require more men and wimmin than the U$ military currently ha$. Therefore, included in the PATRIOT Act II is a draft. There will be no deferment$ for any rea$on unless you are Chri$tian clergy or in a Chri$tian divinity $chool. Con$cientiou$ objector$, gay$, and tho$e medically unfit to $erve will either be $hot or di$$appeared. I have faith that all true 'Murikan$ under$tand the $acrifices nece$$ary to fight and win the war on terra and enrich my cronie$' bottom line$.

The Iranian terra-i$t$ have greatly mi$undere$timated 'Murikan re$olve. At lea$t, that'$ the rumor on the internet$.

May terra-i$t$ burn in Hell, may God ble$$ true, patriotic 'Murikan$, and good night.

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Welcome to the U$A when the most unaccountable pretzeldint in the history of this nation doesn't have to worry about reelection or impeachment (thanks Tom DeLay and fellow corrupt cronies in Congress).

I posted this on another message board--if you want to see the inevitable flames, you can go here. My username on this board is Evil Woody Thoughts; scroll down until you find my post.:)

Edit: If you want to see some good-old fashioned freeper stupidity, go here.

Bush Confronts New Challenge on Issue of Iran
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/19/international/middleeast/19diplo.html?ex=1101531600&en=7a4a0b855079da82&ei=5006&partner=ALTAVISTA1
By STEVEN R. WEISMAN -- Published: November 19, 2004

SANTIAGO, Chile, Nov. 18 - While assembling a new national security team, President Bush is confronting what could become the biggest challenge of his second term: how to contain Iran's nuclear program and what some in the administration believe to be Tehran's support of violence in Israel and insurgents in Iraq.

In an eerie repetition of the prelude to the Iraq war, hawks in the administration and Congress are trumpeting ominous disclosures about Iran's nuclear capacities to make the case that Iran is a threat that must be confronted, either by economic sanctions, military action, or "regime change."

But Britain, France and Germany are urging diplomacy, placing their hopes in a deal they brokered last week in which Iran agreed to suspend its uranium enrichment program in return for discussions about future economic benefits.

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here's my Predictive Timeline:

Year 2005:
In January the IraQi's have their selection -- of course it will be a big success, bush* will declare it a victory ( :eyes: ) Troops will start trickling home because Iraq now has it's own gummint.

Under the radar other troops will be shifted/moved around to help Iraqi's with their "security" -- look for troops being based within "striking" distance of Iran

From January-July -- more stories about Iran violating uranium agreements, and more stories about terrorists obtaining nukes and attacking US soil, which will be liberally sprinkled with hints that the nuke source is Iran

August - bush* goes on vacation, when he returns they will "roll out the new product" -- Iran is evil and must comply or face consequences
There will be the usual bushsh*t about seeking UN sanctions, international co-operation etc.

During the period of Jan-Aug -- there will be a "terrattack" - on US soil or abroad -- doesn't matter because fingers will point at Iran either directly or indirectly aiding terrorists. Goss with his remaining CIA-butt-kissers will "leak information" that Iran is behind it all

September-December: Condi Rice will be leading the Iran-is-Evil choir and echo chamber. There will be protests, Dems and others will be accused of being "unpatriotic". bush* will seek another blank check to invade Iran - repugs will change the rules to allow signing of blank-check

Troops will be placed on "alert" for activation/re-activation.

Year 2006:
January - bush*'s state of the union will include "stern warnings" to Iran, and 'assurances' to the 'merican people that he will seek peaceful means to resolve the Iranian 'problem' - but will not rule out a "military solution". Also the usual bush*t about building a coalition -- (don't forget Poland)

Feb- mid-March - Echo chamber and talking points dominate the news, dissenters are unpatriotic. Given the "apologies" by a couple of papers over not looking into WMD/Iraq story more -- I'm not sure if they will roll over and play dead, or if there will be a bit more "real reporting". If there is more "real reporting" -- the echo chamber and bush* news media will paint them as "unpatriotic" and then divert attention to something like a gay-marriage amendment

Mid-March-April: Syria starts mobilizing, Iran gets invaded, Israel launches an pre-emptive attack on Syria

May-October: repugs running for office attack opponents for being soft on "terra", Cheney and members of the echo chamber run around crying "terra terra terra"

I could *probably* get them too, as I have extremely flat feet, along with a host of other problems.

If that fails...Mom works for United Airlines. That means I can *try* a one-way standby flight to Amsterdam, depending on what their immigration/asylum policies are. Yeah, Canada is closed, I get the point. *deep sigh*

:scared::nuke:

He will reuse that mushroom cloud crap ?

They are using it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!