Everyone Sing.......Jesus Loves Republicans

Jesus Loves Republicans
(New lyrics by Mabel and Bokonon)

Jesus loves us cause we're white
The bible tells us we are right
raghead heatherns, we can wrong
For they're weak but we are strong!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus loves us! loves us still,
and approves our lust to kill,
death and mayhem is the key
Let em' die across the sea!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus says that when I die
heaven's gate will open wide;
Blood will wash off from my hands,
cause my skin is white not tan!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus loves me! He will stay
close beside me all the way.
When I make them bleed and die,
he'll be happy, that's no lie!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

I have used Christ in this game,
done much evil in his name.
I know he will pardon me
I'm on a rightous killing spree!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

Jesus loves Republicans
He's our favorite talisman.
When we lie we never fear,
He can make us look sincere!

Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
Yes, Jesus loves us!
The Bible tells us so.

"Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)."

I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
I just can't abide a sinner like you
God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
Jesus loves me--but he can't stand you

I'm going to heaven, boys, when I die
'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i'
My preacher tell me that I'm God's kind of guy; that's why
Jesus loves me--but you're gonna fry

God loves all his children, by gum
That don't mean he won't incinerate some
Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
Woo woo woo

I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
Jesus told me on the phone today

Jesus loves me, this I know
And he told me where you're gonna go
There's lots of room for your kind down below
Whoa whoa whoa

Jesus loves me but he can't stand you . .

I live in a town where they play that on the radio. :silly:


It's not in Texas, can you guess where I live? No Peeking!

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