http://www.whitehouse.org/media/ashcroft-bacon/index.asp Come up with your own subtitles or lyrics for these!
Original Titles to John Ashcroft's songs:
SIDE 1
1. Why Me, Lord | 2:44 |
2. Reach Out to Jesus | 2:25
3. Jesus Hold My Hand | 2:22 | MP3 (2.2 MB)
4. The Broken Vessel | 3:38
5. King Jesus | 2:13 | MP3 (2.0 MB)
6. Unseen Hand | 3:25 | MP3 (3.2 MB)
SIDE 2
1. Didn't He Shine | 2:40
2. I Find No Fault In Him | 3:00 | MP3 (2.8 MB)
3. More About Jesus | 2:14
4. We've Come This Far By Faith | 2:12
5. Come Holy Spirit | 2:25
6. Jesus Is Lord of All | 2:56
Here are my subtitles:
SIDE 1
1. Why Me, Lord: I Don't Know Nuttin' Bout Birthin' no Democracies | 2:44 |
2. Reach Out to Jesus, Cause the Government Won't Help You | 2:25
3. Jesus Hold My Hand, To Make Sure My Gay Neighbor Doesn't | 2:22 | MP3 (2.2 MB)
4. The Broken Vessel: Don't Drop the Pretzel Bowl When You Fall | 3:38
5. King Jesus, King George, What's the Difference | 2:13 | MP3 (2.0 MB)
6. Unseen Hand: How the Election Was Won | 3:25 | MP3 (3.2 MB)
SIDE 2
1. Didn't He Shine, Especially When Doused in Crisco | 2:40
2. I Find No Fault In Him, For George Is Faultless | 3:00 | MP3 (2.8 MB)
3. More About Jesus, Less About Healthcare and War: How the Election Was Won Part Two | 2:14
4. We've Come This Far By Faith, So Why Not a Faith-Based Foreign Policy? | 2:12
5. Come Holy Spirit, Drape Ye the Satanic Statue Boobies | 2:25
6. Jesus Is Lord of All Who Vote Republican, Otherwise You're On Your Own | 2:56
Anybody else inspired to write some subtitles or lyrics?
(Puke Warning: Clicking the MP3 links on the webpage will make you screamn and/or :puke: ).