Store owner has "Onward Christian Soldier Bush" on display

Visitors to Color Me Christian bookstore at Front and Main streets (Niles, Michigan) can see a life-size cardboard cutout of Bush attired in the full "armor of God," wearing "the helmet of salvation," the "breast plate of righteousness," and "the belt of truth" while carrying "the shield of faith" and "the sword of the spirit." "I want the president to know that we're praying for him," owner Dana Hankins said. "I believe he wears the armor of God. He's a Christian, godly man.

"I want the president to know we're praying for him. Not only because we love him, but because he's the president. Any Christian should appreciate this whether they like him or not."

http://www.heraldpalladium.com/articles/2004/05/03/news/news2.txt
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Is it me or are things getting too surreal?

Long as she's worshipping idols, might as well get authentic about it.

Is an invitation to go up to it and rip it to shreds. Just tell the owner that you were testing his defenses.

She mocks herself

...that Bush wanted to meet the crackpot lady who dressed him up in armor and thought that a visit by Bush is one by God.

I really do hate these people.

I'm thinking the best way to deal with this Christo-Fascism is to fully dress for the ball!! Just do crazy worshiping rituals until people realize how incredibly stupid they are. Let's be Jesus freaks all over agin! lol

These kind of people, with their glazed looks, remind me of Jim Jones followers.

I have a feeling folks like me wouldn't be welcome in her store.....

of speaking a few words in Aramaic, and explaining the words of Jesus in His own language to the lady....or talking about the passages in the Qur'an that mention the prophet Jesus.

Not unless she had a display showing Senator Kerry in the same outfit.

where, dear god, is that Kool-Aid I ordered!!!

Christians at War
(tune: Onward, Christian Soldiers!) (bt' Jo/fir PS Mc'drick) (9th edition, 19/3)

Onward, Christian soldiers! Duty's way is plain:
Slay your Christian neighbors, or by them be slain.
Pulpiteers are spouting effervescent swill,
God above is calling you to rob and rape and kill,
All your acts are sanctified by the Lamb on high;
If you love the Holy Ghost, go murder, pray and die.

Onward, Christian soldiers! Rip and tear and smite!
Let the gentle Jesus bless your dynamite.
Splinter skulls with shrapnel, fertilize the sod;
Folks who do not speak your tongue deserve the curse of God.
Smash the doors of every home, pretty maidens seize;
Use force your might and sacred right to treat them as you please.

Onward, Christian soldiers! Eat and drink your fill;
Rob with bloody fingers. Christ okays the bill.
Steal the Usurer's savings. take the grain and meat;
For though the children starve, the Saviour's bums must eat.
Burn the peasants' cottages, orphans leave bereft:
In Jehovah's holy name, wreak ruin right and left.

Onward. Christian soldiers! Drench the land with gore;
Mercy is a weakness all the gods abhor.
Bayonet the babies. jab the mothers too;
Hoist the cross of Calvary to hallow all you do.
File your bullets' noses flat. poison every well;
God decrees your enemies must all go plumb to hell.

Onward, Christian soldiers! Blighting all you meet;
Trample human freedom under pious feet.
Praise the Lord whose dollar sign dupes his favored race!
Make the foreign trash respect your bullion brand of grace.
Trust its mock 5alvation, serve as tyrants' tools:
history will say of you: ''That pack of G.. d... fools."

http://www.revolutionsolution.com/songs.html

It is a joke, but unintentional.

billboard near Orlando, Florida with .."Our Leader" in big letters.

I find this rather offensive. It takes away from the ideals of the armor of god and draw attention to a person instead. A more generic display would have been ok, but this is just sad.

n/t

That said...it's not you, Bluebear. That sh*t is downright spooky.
I wish I hadn't seen it.
:wtf:

What a f@cking joke.

Unless she wants St. George droppin' trou in her bible boutique and mortifying all the Preznitarian ladies.

a false prophit?!!!!

is now optional? THey are rewriting the big ten in front of us

Oh and ... don't shop at that store goes without saying

when God won't save America from its financial catastrophe that Reagan and the neo-cons created.

She is a nut.

been using the fundamentalist megachurches as brainwashing centers.

Who needs the daily show? They're parodying themselves.

I notice none of that armor is labeled "Truth." How fitting.

Could she make the idiot look any dorkier? That plume on the helmet looks like a ponytail on top of a pinhead.

Dying a painful death by crotch rot odor.

You know, sometimes I wish there was a Rapture coming, because it would be worth the Tribulation just to live a little while without these mad hatters around.

Fucking Jeebus take your asshat freaks NOW.

is there a link to this?

RL

Mari warned us about this area.

Thoiugh I am still hopeful that enough of the Old Republic of America is left to make true horrors sporadic at least until the last generations of Free Americans grow old and die off.

Perhaps I am too optimistic, for LIHOP/MIHOP #2 is coming, probably before September, and economic catastrophe is probably not far behind. It will come even without LIHOP/MIHOP #2.

...when I get back to the states, I need to purchase one of those assault rifles that recently became legal again. For home defense. I want to be ready if I ever wake up in the middle of the night with a burning cross in my front yard.... :(

Methinks it's time for Dana Hankins to put down the crack pipe.

:evilgrin: :tinfoilhat: :evilgrin:

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

but...but...he is a great american hero...OUR LEADER! i already have enough of a problem with organized religion in today's society and the media whores who drone on and on about how we need to "support our president in a time of war". this is just another example of ignorant people blindly following the teachings of a 2000 year old book. * is no warrior...a drunk, yes, but certainly no warrior of faith.

as a side not, i have been visiting this site for many months, wanted to register right after the election but didn't get a chance to. i just wanted to say, i think you all are providing a great dissenting voice during a time of crisis in this country and look forward to hopefully contributing somewhat to this growing voice. he may have been elected, but i don't have to recognize him.

~m

Sincerely,
mostlyforgotten55 :hi:

Some of this sycophantic nonsense is really starting to scare the hell out of me.

But Shrub did!

with this maladministration brings a new insult.

compared to the crusader in elevators...

Go on, drink up! :beer:

that is bad!

I say dana hankins gets the prize for sheer stupidity and gets it advertised in the newspaper, too.

What a tool for the devil! bush is a false profit/prophet..

And I wouldn't even want to see someone who was doing good work..exalted this way..and bush sure is hell.. Is Not doing good work.

This woman needs to have some sense mainlined to her brain.

That is by far the most pathetic thing I ever seen! How can people be so insanely, mind numbingly, stupid?

American Taliban

" President's visit is a sign that 'the favor of God' is on Niles, says Dana Hankins " One hopes that she is heavily medicated and does really believe that Bush is a sign from God.

That would be classy

Or is it the other way around?

We love our anti-christ!

And I say that as a devout Trekker (worshiping Spock makes more sense than genuflecting to the Chimp...and its based in as much reality...)

:crazy:

1. That is her freedom.

2. It is your freedom to not shop there.

3. It is other's freedom to shop there.