Falwell's head is so fat I can't see the background on my 52" T.V..

life_long_dem

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Mon Nov-29-04 07:58 PM
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Falwell's head is so fat I can't see the background on my 52" T.V..

Besides that he sucks.
Lying, bigot....
He is what he is.
Just sayin..

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jmcgowanjm

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Mon Nov-29-04 07:59 PM
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1. LOL, my wife said he looks like Jabba the Hut n/t

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tk2kewl

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Mon Nov-29-04 07:59 PM
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2. Q: What's the difference between Jerry Falwell and the Hindenburg?

A: One is a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other is a dirigible

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djeseru

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:09 PM
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3. lol!

*snicker* I needed that, thank you.

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tk2kewl

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:12 PM
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6. it's on e of those jokes where

you just substitute the puke of the moment and it still works great

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Piperay

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:10 PM
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4. Yeah, saw him on MTP

he has not been missing any meals. x(

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karlrschneider

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:11 PM
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5. Spelling correction: It's "Foulball"

:evilgrin:

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TNDemo

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:12 PM
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7. Someone needs to start quoting all the gluttony scriptures

to him when he is on TV and ask why he wears his sin around so proudly. He is one who will tell you that you can't pick and choose scripture and while the Bible is very hazy about homosexuality it is very specific about gluttony.

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tuvor

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:17 PM
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9. Oh, pick a scripture and he's violated it.

I hope this quote stays with him forever:

"bush should blow the Iraqis away in the name of the Lord."

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Ironpost

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:15 PM
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8. You "actually" can look at the Heathen'

I puked with him on meet the press, and this man is going to lead me into the halls of heaven. I think not.

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Auntie Bush

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:24 PM
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10. I guess you could call him a FATHEAD.

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mitchum

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Mon Nov-29-04 08:34 PM
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11. But Falwell's big head could work to someone's advantage...

if you know what I mean

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