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itaintoveryet Donating Member (147 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:07 AM
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I am about to explode
there is this right-wing asshole at my work who had his big yap open again this morning in the break room. he was stating how the US is fighting the wrong way in Iraq and that they should have "dropped the Neutron bomb on the Camel Jockeys in Fallujeh'. this ignoramus was so upbeat when Bush started the military action in Iraq and going on about how wonderful Bush was and how they were going to "take out Saddam". he also stated that the nuclear option should be used all over the ME but, of course, we should drop leaflets before doing so. this same asshole is a deacon at his church.
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AllyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:09 AM
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1. Moral values on the march!
This is the perfect guy to answer the question: "who would Jesus bomb?" although I suspect he already thinks Jesus is doing it.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:09 AM
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2. Of course he is a deacon
The only satisfaction I get about these type of people is they are going to be in for a wide awakening when they croak. No matter what is there after we die, it sure can't be anything good for those types of assholes.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:04 AM
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15. This Isn't Hell, It Isn't Hot, and Hitler? What are you doing here!
The three most common statements made by Fundies waking up in the afterlife.

:evilgrin:
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Yuugal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:10 AM
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3. this same asshole is a deacon at his church.
why doesn't that surprise me?
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:14 AM
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4. Approval of Bush=desire to kill Muslims
That's how Bushites got past the fact that Bush let Osama go in order to invade Iraq, and got past killing civilians in Fallujah. They don't care which muslims get killed as long as some are killed.
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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:14 AM
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5. My husband's response to idiots like this....
"My, how Christ-like."

Deer in the headlights everytime. You can almost see the smoke coming from their ears as they have to actually stop and think about what he said and what they were saying.

Try it. You'll like it.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:43 AM
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11. That is a fantastic idea
From now on I'll say "My how Christ-like of you. I must have been asleep when the Prince of Peace became the Prince of War."
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:14 AM
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6. Your good deacon also has kiddie porn on his work computer.
Maybe not, but it might be worth checking out.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:14 AM
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7. Violence begets violence?
Not very Christian of him, is it? :puke:
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Sara Beverley Donating Member (989 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:17 AM
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8. Ask him how many in his family are serving in Iraq?
And then ask him if was aware that he was a supporter of the unnecessary killing of 1,282 American soldiers for no good reason. Than tell him that you will pray for his soul.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:19 AM
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9. So why isn't he in Iraq fighting?
Glue some child war casualty pictures to his Bible. Go to his church and paste them to the hymnals. Give him a can of oil for Christmas and be sure to glue some bloody pictures of the war on the can.
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cap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:32 AM
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10. got an enlistment form ready???
give it to him ....
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OneTwentyoNine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:54 AM
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13. Yup...embarress his ass in front of other workers with an enlistment form
Tell him to fill it out while on break and you'll offer up your time to deliver it back to the Army recruiters. See how he acts when you tell him they'll be getting in touch with him in a couple of days.

Screamin Chickenhawk....
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lakelly Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:48 AM
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12. Nothing surprises me anymore
So then that would be praise God and pass the ammunition.:nuke: :nuke:
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:59 AM
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14. I love this logic from the same people that chanted
"He gassed the Kurds, he gassed the Kurds" when referring to the mass murderer Saddam.
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:08 AM
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16. I'm having the same problem...
I just ate an oversized bean burrito:hurts:
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:15 AM
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17. that's an interesting way to liberate people
very compassionate
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:45 AM
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18. When he isn't looking, set his browser homepage to my site. *g*
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Join the NEW Boston Tea Party!
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