Curious George's wonderful Manufacturing Conglomerate.

To all those naysayers who say that George has destroyed our Manufacturing Base by exporting our jobs to India and China here is the first definitive answer from the White House.From now on, if you don't call George the Manufacturing President, you are either biased or unpatriotic or both.George wants to go down in history as the First Manufacturing President.Look at all the things George has manufactured in the four short years of his first term:

1.He manufactured himself a totally new personality.Gone is the George who went AWOL,was a cocaine user, was an alcoholic,was a guy who knocked up teenage girls and paid for their abortions,started up companies that promptly went bankrupt but not before George bailed out with lots of cash in his pockets. That is quite bit of manufacturing,if you ask me.

2.Manufactured a war on Terror with an "incident" suspiciously similar to the Reichstag Fire or the Gulf of Tonkin.

3.Manufactured WMD's in the possession of a toothless dictator so he can take it to the Arabs/Muslims and steal their oil.
4.Manufactured another transformation for himself in the mold of Winston Churchill.A coward is now a fearless leader of the Western world.
5.Manufactured election results in Florida in 2000, 2004 and in Ohio in 2004.

How many more credentials must a man have before they call him The Manufacturing President ( Pardon me Bob Dylan).