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indianablue Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 08:58 PM
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...They're gonna ban the Bible!!..........
Edited on Sun Dec-19-04 09:04 PM by indianablue

...They're gonna ban the Bible!!.............They're gonna ban the Bible!!.............They're gonna ban the Bible!!.............They're gonna ban the Bible!!.............They're gonna ban the Bible!!.............They're gonna ban the Bible!!.............They're gonna ban the Bible!!..........

Do you just hate right wing religious nuts.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:00 PM
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1. I wish the fuckers would ACTUALLY READ the book they are so...
...worried about being banned. And I mean specifically the Gospels or Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

It would do a world of good if they actually knew something about the kind of man Jesus was and the message he had.
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DemGirl7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 10:09 PM
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8. Yeah, They might form some real human emotions
if they read those parts...but thats a bit too hard for them to do.
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:00 PM
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It's "They're"
Thank you,

Signed,
The Grammar Police
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:00 PM
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2. I hate them just enough
to help you start this rumor.

They're gonna ban the bible!
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:03 PM
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3. The Sky is falling!
The sky is falling....the sky is falling.....:eyes:

Yeah, whatever.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:05 PM
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4. They really are gullible
They need to realize that there's no more room on "the" cross. It's already taken.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:06 PM
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5. Well, you know
There's a lot of sex in that there Bible - and men
with more than one wife and stuff. I'm not sure our children are ready to see that.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:07 PM
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6. AGAIN??????????
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 09:09 PM
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7. When in reality it's they who are going to cram it down our throats.
n/t
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-04 10:16 PM
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9. Naaahhhh--just make it PG-13.
I'd like to say "I can't believe anyone would take this rumor seriously," but then again, I can. After all, they seem to think liberal is shorthand for "godless commie pinko."
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