If Rummy goes how will he go? - Democratic Underground

Carl Brennan

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Mon Dec-20-04 09:45 AM
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If Rummy goes how will he go?

I think that Rummy will weather the recent shitstorm and then put in his resignation for health or some other benign reason. He will resign and be commended for a job well done after people forget all about this recent stuff.

Just some thoughts. Please make your own prediction and let's see if any of us get it right.

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benburch

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Mon Dec-20-04 09:48 AM
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1. Not until he goes in a box.

Rummy will never resign. He'll die of old age in that cabinet seat.

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goclark

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Mon Dec-20-04 09:48 AM
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2. He'll get an offer he can't refuse

Ti oversee our Social Security or Medicare.

Or, he will be asked to be the head of West Point or some such thing.

How much longer must we put up with this slime?

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lectrobyte

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Mon Dec-20-04 09:59 AM
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3. maybe he'd say something like:

You don't resign for the reasons you want to, but for the reasons you have to.

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nuxvomica

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:41 AM
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7. Good one!

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catmandu57

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:13 AM
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4. He'll meet with an unfortunate accident

Just as soon as they find the open in the event of my death packet he has stashed.

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Peregrine

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:16 AM
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5. After the Iraqi "elections"

then he'll resign saying "mission accomplished."

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Stinky The Clown

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:37 AM
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6. His war hardon will consume him

His war-induced erection will continue unabated until it is simply unsustainable. At that point his penis will explode and he will bleed to death. This event will not be without collateral damage. Richard Meyers will require extensive dental reconstruction after the penis explosion.

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DemGirl7

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:43 AM
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8. Rummy won't resign...

but I would LOVE to see him be sent to Gitmo or somewhere like a mental hospital...lol

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signmike

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:46 AM
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9. >> IF

With a golden parachute and a medal. MSN will praise his accomplishments. Then he will land a cushy corporate sinecure

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