Person of the Year has no clothes

My email to Time Magazine, letters@time.com

Dear Time,

Watching your POTY give a press conference right now. He has no clothes and he never did.

I realize that the person of the year is someone who changes the world. He's done that for sure, but couldn't they find someone who was doing positive changes??

to Time, in which I canceled my subscription. They wrote back, and informed me that I no longer had a subscription, and was two months behind on the bill. I wrote them back asking them for mercy on the bill, because the person of the year had deployed me to Iraq, and I had suffered massive trauma to my legs, one of which was amputated, and prior to the war, I was a world champion gymnast. They wrote me back and said that they were sorry for my loss, but that my subscription card indicated I worked in sales. I wrote them back, and told them that "sales" was an inside joke among us gymnasts.
They wrote me back and said that they would like to do a story on my situation. I was sorry to inform them that they were not welcome to do so, because I disagreed with whom they had selected for person of the year.

True story.

My letter was bounced by their SMTP server. Anyone having any problems getting through?

:-)

And maybe a flyer inside? Might as well make the best of it...

You know they did this on purpose. Anyone read it yet? Any dissenting articles? If there isn't, they should be banned for life.