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Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 02:42 AM by Lone Pawn
Come on, guys. Which is more likely:
SET A: ALL MUST BE ACCEPTED (SOME WILL BE EASIER TO ACCEPT THAN OTHERS) 1. Bush stole Ohio. 2. John Kerry, who spent the last two years of his life working 12 hours a day to become president, gave up, because he really doesn't care. 3. John Edwards, whose political career went from being DNC Wonderkind to being on the verge of 'over,' didn't say anything, because he's positioning himself for '08 and didn't want to sound like a nut. 4. MoveOn, which poured millions of dollars into the greatest grassroots fundraising-advertising machine ever created, is actually a bunch of weak whores who don't care. 5. America Coming Together, which pioneered innovative use of the internet, doesn't care. 6. Al Franken, who wrote a NYT #1 bestselling book on lies and fraud, and who for three hours a day rants gloriously about lies and fraud, doesn't want to jump on what would be the biggest fraud of the century. 7. Michael Moore, who wrote two NYT #1 bestselling books on lies and fraud, and who made the most successful documentary of all time talking about lies and fraud, doesn't know or doesn't care about the biggest fraud of the century. 8. The MSM, which is nothing but a pack of whores looking for a cheap story, feels like passing up on all this evidence. 9. Keith Olbermann, who looked into it, was forced away from it by MSM Evil Overlords, despite his denials. 10. Rolling Stone has a conservative bias, since it called theories of conspiracies found only on the internet "internet conspiracy theories," despite ample evidence that the editors are actually flaming lefties. 11. Despite more national newspapers endorsing Kerry than Bush this year--and despite more Ohio newspapers endorsing Kerry than Bush this year--not a single national newspaper feels like running a serious story on this. 12. The DLC finds the position of powerless minority far easier to work within for their whored-out agenda than the position of having the white house occupied entirely by their whores. 13. Howard Dean, firey anti-Bush crusader, is actually a whore who doesn't really care about this election. 14. The Green party, which is the definition of a ideology-first, electoral-success-second party, is actually a bunch of corporate whores or is too stupid to get it.
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SET B: ALL MUST BE ACCEPTED. 1. Bush won Ohio based not on fraud but instead on lies during the campaign season, and thus won re-election legally, though immorally.
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