I just saw my wife pass before my eyes, she went into

HysteryDiagnosis

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:23 PM
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I just saw my wife pass before my eyes, she went into

the kitchen to make me a sandwich. I call it a republican club.

A ham on top, alot of baloney in the middle, and liberal amounts of cheese throughout. :)

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:27 PM
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1. On white bread. right?

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:37 PM
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4. Oh why yes... yes it is!!! n/t

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barb162

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:30 PM
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2. does she look like June Cleaver?

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:37 PM
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5. Why yes! Yes she does!! n/t

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indigobusiness

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:33 PM
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3. Feed that to Cheney

and you could start calling it the exRepublican.

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:38 PM
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6. Well.... considering all the freaking baloney he has sold the American

public, it's a wonder any of us are still around... hehe.... good one n/t

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snippy

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:38 PM
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7. Does the sandwich have an image of The Bush on it?

If so it may be valuable. And selling it on eBay would count as another new job according to Cheney.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5536456858#description

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flygal

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:48 PM
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9. Hey Zoo Pals!

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MGKrebs

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Fri Dec-31-04 06:40 PM
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8. Whaddayu a comedian?

Channeling Rodney Dangerfield?

Haha! LOL.

We happen to worship ham AND cheese in this house. It's like a religion. Letterman has his Worldwide Pants, we have Worldwide Ham.

When we were searching for a different deity to invoke when swearing, we settled on HAM. As in Ham dammit, where's my watch!?

And, the power of cheese cannot be overstated.

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NoPasaran

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Fri Dec-31-04 07:03 PM
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10. What a friend we have in Cheeses n/t

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democrat in Tallahassee

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Fri Dec-31-04 07:04 PM
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11. don't forget the musTURD ; a must for a repug club!.

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Fri Dec-31-04 07:07 PM
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12. It's not a club... it's a gang!!! n/t

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