Just remember whatever Chimpy McCokespoon says tonight...

is pure 100% bullshit. Every line will be dissected and debunked.

Guaranteed.

He's finished. Chimpy shouldn't even have to make the speech tomorrow unless he intends to announce that he's a total fuckup and Gore did really win the election and will turn the reins over to the UN for special elections.

Hawkeye-X

But we all know better than that.

Even if he tried to spin it into a humanitarian mission, he would still have to contend that people believe that Saddam was behind 911.

That, my friends, is the question.

He's so unbeatable! He's so responsible! He's such a leader! He rocks my world so fuckin' hard!!!!

That's what I'm expecting to hear in the after-spin,
Jennifer

But at least they might also mention that occasionally some people don't like him so much now that his popularity is 45% positive, 54% negative.

http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=732

I just hope he spews some more lies so he can be called on them the next day by the Dems.

He'll open his mouth...thus, he will lie...

The 'Murkan people must be told how that mean ol' France & Germany, who wouldn't sign on to bunnypants' dirty little war, are now refusing to help the poor Iraqi people that we have so generously liberated. Gosh durn it, bunnypants is being nice enough to go back to that irrelevant debating club on the Hudson & invite them to send their citizens to die & their money to disappear into the coffers of Halliburton, & they're still snubbing us. Got to make sure the 'Murkan people understand who's really to blame for the mess over in Iraq, 'cause it sure ain't bunnypants or Reichsmarshal von Rumsfeld or Powell or Neocondi Rice or any of the crazies like Wolfowitz or Richard "embrace total war" Perle./sarcasm

I fully expect the press to gush about how bunnypants is "levelling" with us, & how he "trusts the people" to understand the grave issues at stake. If the press adopts a more critical tone, I will be pleasantly surprised.

was suggested by Joe Biden. He's on our side, right?

... the Democratic Candidate Pool, which is evidence enough for me that Biden is tres uncool...

;-)

j/k.....

Biden's still pushing DNC, right?

edit:
or is he pushing the DNC right.... clever... heh.