Chimp and Cheney getting crystal lamps -- what would you give them instead

Sparkly

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:18 AM
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Chimp and Cheney getting crystal lamps -- what would you give them instead

Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 12:19 AM by Sparkly

Bush, Cheney to Receive Crystal Lamps

10 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - President Bush (news - web sites) will have to clear space on a couple of White House end tables for the gift commemorating his second inauguration � a pair of hand-cut, crystal hurricane lamps engraved with a likeness of the nation's mansion.

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This is the fifth year that Lenox has been asked to create the inaugural gift, the only gift Bush will receive from the nation.

Design and creation of the gift was coordinated with Sen. Trent Lott (news, bio, voting record), R-Miss., chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, and his wife, Patricia.

"Our Founding Fathers wrote our national documents by candlelight," the senator said. "Many leaders guided our nation with the aid of lamps like these. This new design connects us with our historic past."

I say they should give Chimp a flashlight. What's your suggestion?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=544&ncid=703&e=6&u=/ap/20050106/ap_on_go_pr_wh/inauguration_gift

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sd_UDO

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:20 AM
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1. We all get inaugurated...................

All political power emanates from the people, right?

So WE get inaugurated.

Not once every four years.

That's whimpy!

How about 6 times a year!

Here's how we can do it----

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AlCzervik

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:22 AM
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2. He's raping and ruining our country and for that we give him

a gift??? WTF??? I'm not signing the fucking card!

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imax2268

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:27 AM
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3. I wouldn't...

give him a book of matches in a blackout...

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quiet.american

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:30 AM
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4. Framed photos of all the carnage they've created n/t

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imax2268

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:35 AM
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7. yea...that's a good idea...

especially the one of the little girl with her eye dried shut with blood...let him see that everyday...

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Ilsa

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:32 AM
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5. Crabs.

Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 12:32 AM by Ilsa

(You know, for fun. Via Annthrax Coulter.)

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chemenger

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:35 AM
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6. I'd like to give both of them

tar & feathers tuxedos. Naked of course.

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Solly Mack

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:35 AM
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8. Lenox? Why not Waterford? or Faberge? (sarcasm)

And just for the record, Yo! Asswipe, you're not receiving it from "the nation" cause you're for damn sure not getting it from me.

The only gift I'd get you would be a hanky covered in shit.

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mountainvue

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:36 AM
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9. Crystal meth. n/t

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fishingriver

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:37 AM
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10. Best Sci-Fi Production Award

I would give Bush and Cheney a 1st place award for creating the best sci-fi series on television. Second place awards should go to all major news stations for their documentary style cooperation. Third place ribbons for audience participation would go to all the bobble headed supporters.

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NVMojo

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Thu Jan-06-05 12:49 AM
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11. what I am thinking is so bad, I can't say it but it involves being bent

over and a long row of Iraqi prisoners ....and no lube.

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two gun sid

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Thu Jan-06-05 01:19 AM
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12. Eviction Notices

n/t

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