My X-mas Card for 2005

Merry Christmas to you, UTUSN! Happy New Year to you and yours!

Here's the one I wish my parish used:



"Don't vote for the culture of death," they kept telling us. "Vote for life."

Gee. And to think my donations went to tax-protected politicizing?

P.S. What's with the stare from your wife?

Mr and Mrs Roger J. (& Nikki) STONE.

Roger was a Repuke dirty trickster at age 19 for NIXON.

Another highlight was his role as advisor to DOLE, with the main thrust of his counsel being that "family values" be the focus of that presidential campaign.

Tittily, during that campaign, Roger & Nikki were outed by the National Enquirer as being a swinging couple, their having published nekkid pics of themselves and solicited playmates.

His recent leadership role was to lead the Brooks Brothers Riot, storming the Miami electoral office in 2000.

He is suspected of being one of the cogs in KKKarl ROVE's murdering CBS/RATHER. Nikki just might be "Lucy RAMIREZ".