The need something to hate and fear .....Now Sponge Bob

Make believe cartoon figures with no sex organs are spreading a pro gay
lifestyle .................. Too stupid for words.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/politics/20sponge.html?ei=5090&en=1c375d08b3e63588&ex=1263963600&adxnnl=1&partner=rssuserland&adxnnlx=1106233336-09y9zMqdODssoNGXcfibkA


:puke:

Right-wing fundies see threats in cartoon characters. Sad.

And yet real threats to the poor, impoverished and afflicted of the world zip right on by them unnoticed. Jesus wept.

their own closet homosexuality.

As with any fear, its root is at the heart of that person who exhibits fear, as opposed to what they project that fear onto.

As a straight man I think a lot of the right wingers are self loathing gays both in and out of the closet.

Besides if you can be made gay by seeing a cartoon you might be gay in the first place.

I am also convinced that Mrs Puff is a female impersonator cleverly disguised as a neurotic driving instructor....

And don't get me going on Sandy the squirrel!

Please tell us about Sandy! ;)

And WHY was she so interested in those weight lifting competitions anyways? hmmmmmmm?

And one of those weightlifting competitions is where SpongeBob SPLIT HIS PANTS, too! And then he walked around splitting his pants EVERYWHERE! Need I say more? :wow:

Modern dance and leg warmers??? Feng shui-decorated Easter Island statue home? General fussiness???????

And his hair-trigger irritability is textbook closet case.

But seriously, what is up with Mr. Crab's daughter Pearl? He's a CRAB. She's a SPERM WHALE. IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ADVOCATING MISCEGENATION?????

must have "known" a sperm whale in the biblical sense.

The whole show is a bastion of offenses to God!

And there has been several cases of nudity and implied nudity, specifically when Spongebob went to live with the wild jellyfish. I've blocked Nickelodeon because of this, and I don't even have children!

Is an even greater danger than the *nude-nudity*

They are compelling the public to try to envision what a sponge, or a starfish might look like (in the nude) by "veiling" the creatures bodies in risque undergarments (as in the case of Bob himself)

It's all very troubling!

to Spongebob Satanpants. Does anyone want to help em coordinate this? Carni, you seem like a real go-getter.

If anyone wants to send donations to this noble cause please PM me (LOL)

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SpongeBob has a crush on Sandy! Didn't you see how he suffered just to visit Sandy in her air bubble?

Also, Spongebob is popular with everyone, not just gays.

That James Dobson guy is such a weirdo. He sees homosexuals everywhere he looks. They need to keep HIM away from the kids.

Sponges without sexual organs are a danger to society...what the hell is the matter with you? ;)

Targeting Spongebob?! Give me a break! I like Spongebob. That's just flat out offensive.

First, nothing in the video points to sexual identity. Can you imagine Spongebob in any type of relationship (gay or not?). ROTFLMAO!

Furthermore, the main idea was to teach kids to respect different types of families. Dobson doesn't want kids to be like that. He wants them to be homophobes who continue to target the gay kids and the kids of gay parents in schools. He wants hatred against kids and their families to prevail! That's sick, sick, sick!

Dobson is anti-family because he only respects the nuclear family. He wants intolerance to prevail against all the other forms of family.

Greed is OK with them.

Ever see his daughter, Pearl???

OMFG! This goes along with the Children's Socialist Workshop (joke) - you know, where they teach kids the evil act of sharing and push the gay agenda (come on Bert and Ernie! You're not fooling anyone with this "roommate" thing....)

Can we please return to the real problems in the world?

I forgot all about those two and their thinly veiled passion for one another!

if Sponge Bob had a huge bulging crotch

Why would he if he didn't have genitalia? Hmmm..... OR IS HE A TRANSVESTITE????????

Classic line

Mine goes inside me when I stand up

Don't you know that there is some fundie freak out there somewhere going through every single SBSP episode, frame by frame, looking for just that?

If they find it, watch for it on the 700 Club. It will be 'proof' of the subliminal gay messages they are trying to seduce our children with!

:evilgrin: This is ludicrous. These people believe because they're so morally bankrupt that everyone is like them and thus all provocative material should be banned.

She let it slip while singing about her home.

They're like the leftovers at 1:45am

...but there is Mr. Krabb's daughter.

(Just how in the hell a crab can have a whale offspring....nevermind...it's a cartoon...)

I like Spongebob. My favorite episode is Rock Bottom.

She's sorta butch and assertive. Maybe that's why I've noticed her

say anything, do anything you want...but lay off SPONGEBOB!!

"... means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," he said. "It is a classic bait and switch."

Sounds like this spokesman is talking about Dobson's organization.

It's an evil plot by that little plankton to take over the Krusty Krab, I tell you!

Squiiidwaaard!

Maybe the fundies can talk Homeland Security into their own color for a toon terra alert.