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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 12:46 PM
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Sponge Bob denies he's gay.
http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/01/spongebob_denie.html
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HoosierClarkie Donating Member (504 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 12:51 PM
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1. I am so disappointed...
"While Dobson did not openly question the sexuality of any of Mr. SquarePant's co-stars, Big Bird and Barney are both believed to be gay. The two are said to have been involved, until recently, in a long-term relationship. Neither of the characters consented to be interviewed for this article."

I was really hoping Barney and Big Bird could work things out! ;)
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 12:53 PM
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3. Mr. Snuffelupagus sticking his trunk in their business...
:evilgrin:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 12:53 PM
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2. Yeah.
Of course he does.

Bob needs to look into a term called "denial." He's only hurting himself. I've long suspected he and Patrick.
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ElaineinIN Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:44 PM
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15. They are mising the boat here...
Clarinet... interpretive dance...bad modern art..come on here, people, isn't it obvious that Squidward Tentacles the real threat to society?


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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 12:53 PM
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4. Abolutely hilarious
Edited on Mon Jan-24-05 12:54 PM by Rowdyboy
"He reminded Dr Dobson that "licking door knobs is illegal on other planets", and told the crowd of reporters "Tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun!"

I'd never watched SpongeBob before this fiasco but I'm a regular now.

Thanks Dr D
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 12:58 PM
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5. Can Spongebob sue for defamation of character?
I'd love to see Spongebob take on Dobson. Force Dobson to respond to a cartoon character. Keep up a public discourse. The creator of SpongeBob has been handed a golden opportunity to ridicule the religious RW's obsession with gay sex. Reflect the attack back on them and expose the aburdity of their argument.

Maybe Mr. Squarepants can get a few friends; Yogi the Bear, Porky Pig, Bucky the cat and Satchel the dog to offer testimonials in defense of SpongeBob. First, they came for Tinky-Winky and I did nothing.........
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:01 PM
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6. I always thought Bugs Bunny was a stand-up guy.
:smoke:
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:43 PM
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14. Bugs is a notorious cross-dresser.
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Pithy Cherub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:13 PM
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9. Think it should grow into a global coalition of the willing...
cartoon activists. :evilgrin: Po from Britain, Pokemon from Japan and Stitch (with Lelo's help) would represent the intergallactic component... still working on the Poland contribution...
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:23 PM
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10. "First they came for Tinky-Winky..."
Thanks for a good laugh--best one I've had in awhile. Nothing these RW wackos do anymore really surprises me, but their idiocy certainly serves to make me even more the Tired Old Cynic I am. You made me laugh out loud. Thanks again.

Class of 56
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jhain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 02:36 PM
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18. me, too!!
Edited on Mon Jan-24-05 02:37 PM by jhain
I am hoping Dobson and his ILK continue with ludicrous attacks.
It helps many to see them for what they are.

and I get such a huge kick out of it all!

edited with a slap to spellcheck. stop changing my words.dammit
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 07:11 PM
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21. No, no, they came for Bert & Ernie first!
;-)
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andyhappy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:03 PM
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7. ernie and bert better watch their back!
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:11 PM
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8. They already watch each others'
Schwing!
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andyhappy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:25 PM
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11. LOL!
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ernstbass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:26 PM
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12. That crabby patty man looks like a pedophile to me
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killbotfactory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 01:41 PM
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13. That's because sea sponges are hermaphrodites
They're anything they wanna be, baby!
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Blue_Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 02:26 PM
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16. LOL!
That is too funny!:7
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Matt Jordan Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 02:32 PM
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17. Today's comic...
...at The Real Gorilla is inspired by the SpongeBob nonsense.

Cartoon characters we could really do without
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 07:09 PM
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20. Hi Matt Jordan!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 07:12 PM
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22. Now, that is brilliant!
Thanks for posting it!
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KnowerOfLogic Donating Member (841 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 02:42 PM
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19. I think the furious denials are a little unseemly and only 'legitimize' th
absurd line of attack. I think SpongeBob's 'defenders' should just let the homo-hysteria of Dobson et al speak for itself.
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