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poskonig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 08:53 PM
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This is the Dean Collective.
We are Dean. From this time forward you will service us. We are strong because we act as one. All inferior campaigns must be adapted. We strive toward perfection. We will add your political and ideological distinctiveness to our own. Self-determination is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. You must comply. All shall become one with Dean.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. :pals:
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 08:56 PM
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1. At least we want to insure people...Better then the Borg.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 08:58 PM
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2. AT LAST
you finally understand
:hippie:
join us and RULE THE WORLD
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molly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:00 PM
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3. FREEDOM!!!
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:02 PM
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4. General Clark could be a Starship Captain, tho.....
...and Al Gore kinda has that Will Riker thing going..or the Data thing....not sure which. Kucinich is clearly a liberal Ferengi.

Dean, the Borg King. Only a good guy Borg.

But me, I'm waiting for Seven of Nine or the hot Vulcan chick from Enterprise to declare. That's my dream ticket! ;)



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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:03 PM
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5. Al Gore would be a Vulcan.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:04 PM
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6. Only if she "assimilates" me
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:05 PM
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7. WOO HOO!
Now THAT'S what I'M talkin' 'bout! She can come up and assimilate me sometime! And that's not a phaser in my pocket!
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poskonig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:06 PM
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8. LOL! You guys are crazy!
:toast:
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:07 PM
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9. Oh lord...Men.
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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:36 PM
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23. Seven of Nine is a Deanie
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 09:47 PM by Woodstock
Didn't you know?

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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:54 PM
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32. So is Spock
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 10:05 PM by Woodstock
It's only logical.

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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:08 PM
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35. Data, too
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 10:10 PM by Woodstock
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:10 PM
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36. BWAH-HA-HA.....
I guess Bones McCoy is also a Deanie? Or do they have a medical rivalry?
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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:17 PM
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38. McCoy is the founder of Doctors for Dean
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Clark Can WIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:12 PM
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10. I just had to open your thread
Your mysterious powers of mind control must be honed nearly to perfection........... :tinfoilhat:

Seriously, thanks for the chuckle.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:15 PM
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11. Well he could have used a Jedi Mind trick.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:19 PM
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12. Hmmm..Star Wars...Limbaugh would be a GREAT Jabba the Hut
eom
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:20 PM
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13. Yeah...who is a good artist on here?
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:22 PM
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14. Fun Thread....Bush as an inbred Romulan Praetor?
Cheney could be the black oily goop that killed Tasha Yar in Next Generation.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:24 PM
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15. What would Rumsfield be?
Who is Q?
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:26 PM
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17. Why, Bill Clinton is Q, of course....
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 09:28 PM by TennesseeWalker
On edit, I guess Bill Clinton could ALSO be a Captain Kirk type...if he like green women, that is...;)
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:27 PM
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18. nah...He is not all powerful...but is somewhat sleazy...hmmm.
Q without his powers?
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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:58 PM
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33. Oh, that is good
Clinton is Captain Kirk for sure.
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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:26 PM
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16. I just met him tonight - he's a good guy
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 10:03 PM by Woodstock
:)
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:28 PM
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19. I met him on Friday...The man was so tired he could barely stand
up...then he had to go to a bunch of events without eating...Oh well.
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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:33 PM
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21. If I was that tired I'd be cranky
But he wasn't. That's a good sign, eh? :)
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:37 PM
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24. Well he was in a room with 200 or more people screaming
his name...And got like three standing Os...Sooooo...I think he was happy to see so many people who adore him, even if he was tired.
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:33 PM
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20. no no no, it's a RELIGION, not an organization
And you guys are pathetic the way you're going about it. A Republican wouldn't be content with 30 or 40 "gosh ain't he great" or "when did you first meet god" or "how can anyone even think of anyone else" threads an hour; you guys are pikers. A REAL movement would command every post and crush all opposition. Why, I've even caught whiffs of coexistence from some of you; you need to thump on the deacons to keep the tolerant laity in line.

You must dance in the delight of the doctorking! Revel in the light of transcendence! If you let this get away, other murmurs might sully the pristine landscape of Deanylvania.

Hugs and kisses, dammit!
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:36 PM
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22. Nah, the Doc's not a deity.
We've got a mad god in office now. Dean's just kinda cool. :) I like him fine. In fact, I like all the Dem candidates much better than the Dim Son, including poor old Holy Joe.
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Woodstock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:38 PM
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25. Bush is a Ferengi
Not a god. :)
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:39 PM
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26. No Bush is a Borg.
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:42 PM
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27. I think Star Trek applies to liberals, and Star WARS references corporates
I mean, "The Empire". Yeeesh. Corporations ruling the galaxy. The destruction of the Republic.

George Lucas hit the nail on the head when it comes to Corporate Republicans.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:42 PM
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29. Hmmm...maybe Lucas has a crystal ball...
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poskonig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:42 PM
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28. Wolfowitz has some Ferengi blood!
Edited on Mon Sep-08-03 09:43 PM by poskonig




(it's the ears!)
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TennesseeWalker Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:43 PM
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30. AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I'm BLIND!
Shoulda warned a fella!
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Northwind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 09:45 PM
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31. Why do you resist us?
We wish only to raise quality of life, for all political viewpoints.

We will proceed to sector 1600 where we will begin the assimilation of your ideology.

Resistance is futile.
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paulsbc Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:01 PM
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34. you do realize
that the Borg were defeated?

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Ein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 10:12 PM
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37. Brain... shrinking... mouth... widening....
ARGH!
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