Call a Republican Today, and Spread The Love!

benburch

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:11 AM
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Call a Republican Today, and Spread The Love!

The Chicago GOP has set up a special phone number for reporting Democratic corruption.

This phone number is 312-WHISTLE (312-944-7853)

I suggest you all call this number to report;

Stolen elections in Ohio

Missing nine billion dollars in Iraq

Former GOP candidate Jack Ryan seen at a swinger's club

Or, just play stupid and say "Oh! I thought this was the free phone sex line."

Lets all show the GOP how much we LOVE them.

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txaslftist

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:14 AM
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1. Report on the election of 1960.

then on the scandals from Boston in the 1890s. I mean, there's no statute of limitations, right?

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benburch

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:16 AM
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2. Those are good!

Also, there is former Governor Ryan... Report that you heard that he took improper campaign donations.

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KharmaTrain

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:24 AM
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4. Shhh...That's Tom Roeser You'll Be Talking To

Sounds like one of his PR stunts. He's on WLServative on Sunday...long time local GOOP hack.

Tom's a loveable Repugnican along the lines of a Thomas Donahue...one part Archie Bunker, one part Pitchfork Buchanan and one part Zoot from Oog...he's a real work.

While you're at it...we can't forget about the remarkable Alan Keyes campaign. LOL

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benburch

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:41 AM
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6. He's lovable like a python I once had.

As long as he is in his glass case, eating small furry creatures, he is OK.

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KharmaTrain

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:50 AM
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7. I've Met Him...Reptiles Would Be Insulted

I have several interesting stories about his radio days...let's say he's not the easiest person to work with...and I even hear local Repugnicans avoid him. His WLServative show is truely a hivedweller's haven.

Cheers!

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benburch

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Tue Feb-01-05 01:37 PM
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8. I think you are right.

He might even be more dangerous than the python.

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Sugarbleus

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:19 AM
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3. LOL...this is beautiful

Thanks!

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Rapcw

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Tue Feb-01-05 11:29 AM
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5. lolz

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warrens

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Tue Feb-01-05 01:40 PM
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9. Turn in George Ryan

Seems he was selling hazmat and over the road drivers licenses to untrained, unqualified drivers, some of whom later jackknifed their trucks into vans full of young children.

Oh, wait, he was a REPUBLICAN.

Well, just act surprised when they tell you that.

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benburch

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Tue Feb-01-05 02:17 PM
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10. Good one!

I think they know my voice now... ;)

So I'll let others do it!

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