Let's welcome home Our Great Dictator President!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, George Winner Bu$h!Welcome home!

Do they have black$ in Africa?

I have $ome great new$: I found your Weapon$ of Ma$$ De$truction!

The campaign money Dick and I have rai$ed will cru$h Former Vermont Gov. George McGovern, Former $enator and Amba$$ador Georgia McGovern of Illinoi$, Rev. George McGovern of New York, $enator$ George McGovern of North Carolina, George McGovern of Florida, George McGovern of Ma$$achu$ett$, and George McGovern of Connecticut, a$ well a$ Repre$entative$ George McGovern of Mi$$ouri and George McGovern of Ohio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember that July 4 beam incident? $andra Day O'Connor wa$ almo$t hurt in that, remember? Well, $he $aid enough wa$ enough in public life. And $o did William Rehnqui$t. How doe$ Chief Ju$tice Antonin $calia sound? I think he $hould be the one! And of cour$e, let u$ be $ure to appoint a true Floridian to the $upreme Court, a$ well a$ a be$t$elling author. I $ay YE$ to Ju$tice Katherine Harri$ and Ju$tice Ann Coulter!

The only bad new$ is that a liberal from Dummycrapic Underground want$ to de$troy our plan$ for a dictator$hip! Her name i$ Bev Harri$, and I have added her to our Public Enemy li$t. We'll get her, George, don't worry.

Have fun turning on your wife tonight!

Your$ truly,
Karl Rove

Well, Ann Coulter and Katherine Harris really are JUSTICES!

:puke:

We want you lookin' all heroic and $tuff for u$ you know?

He ha$ to rai$e more "weapon$ of ma$$ de$truction" for hi$ political cronie$. I'll a$k him that when he get$ home.