State Of The Union, 2005 - Preview Copy:

Ladies 'n' Gennlmin
Onnerd Guests
Mah Feller Murrikans,

Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, Eye-rack, freedom, freedom, freedom, liberty, freedom, Ah made th'right decision, freedom, I led, freedom, Ah wuz a leader, freedom, Ah work hard, freedom, Ah work so hard, freedom, liberty, let freedom reign, liberty, freedom, elections, democracy, freedom, democracy is on the march, freedom is on the move, freedom, freedom, We are resolved, freedom, freedom, terra, terrists, Weapons o'Mass Destrucshin, freedom, freedom, Eye-ran, booga-booga, terra, nuke-you-lar, terra, Eye-ran, terrists, mushroom cloud, booga-booga, freedom, terra, freedom, terra, oppression, Moozlim, terra, oppression, We are resolved, we are resolute, freedom, freedom, let freedom reign, crusade, dark places o'th'world, freedom, terra, freedom, freedom, freedom, open arms 'n' flowers, freedom, freedom, reachin' out to our allies, freedom, freedom, freedom, Social S'curity, booga-booga, crisis, crisis, crisis, privatize, privatization, privatize, crisis, crisis, booga-booga, freedom, freedom, freedom is on the move, freedom, Freedom Person stand up 'n' take a bow!, freedom, freedom, liberty, liberty, Liberty Person stand up 'n' take a bow, freedom, democracy, free elections, success, successfull, success, successful, free elections, freedom, freedom, freedom, I led, freedom, God spoke ta me, freedom, freedom, I looked into his heart, freedom, freedom, reachin' out ta both sides o'th'aisles, freedom, freedom, freedom....................(repeat as necessary for ninety minutes.)

..........freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom and freedom. Thank ya.

Gawd Blay-ess Murrika!
Good night!

sure that is exactly what will be said. sigh-h-h-h-h-h-h.

He will say "revamp" and "reform." But never "privatize."

On the other hand, you could look at this draft as being the way WE will hear it!

Nah, that's pretty much the way it will sound.

weekend on sunday slurp shows that SS is the insurance that we have for owning our houses -- mortgage lenders and owners alike would NEVER think of doing away with home insurance!!! DUH!!! therefore, private accounts have to be SUPPLEMENT to SS and not substitute -- and "ownership" is already being dissassembled by Dems (even the conservative ones) --
we may actually be getting out front on this issue, SOTU notwithstanding

But like all BushSpeak, it always means the opposite.

He IS raping MURRIKA!

Freedom, freedom, *grunt* hold still, bitch, freedom, freedom, freedom, you scream 'n' I'll mess you up!, freedom, freedom, liberty, weapons o'mass destrucshin, freedom, dang panties!, freedom, Ah'm a Christian man!, shut UP, bitch! freedom, freedom, I looked into her heart, freedom, freedom, take it ALL, bitch!, freedom, freedom............

exactly what he is doing to MURRIKANS--not to mention Iraqis! That line that you have so cleverly come up with really captures the essence of GWB...and in many ways, i think, captures the essence of GWB's own upbringing...probably by Barb.

Too hilarious. What a wit.

The thing is...it's so true!

Your speech was a beautiful thing, the only thing I would add is Bush's use of the word "terrorist"...which he pronounces as "tourist."

Bushspeak:
"I say...we kill all the tourists...they're bad. Really bad. The tourists hate our freedom. They despise it. So we must hunt down those tourists and kill em...and everyone they've ever met. Can't be too careful about dem tourists."

at the end of terrahists. He hits that 's' like my 2 year granddaughter hits her 'p's. If you can stomach, listen tonight & you'll hear him. I do a great impression & drive me husband nuts at the same time.

"nuke-you-lar", he might sound only half as stupid as with the emphasis on 's'.

yer a turrist

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld

"Th'world's a diff'rint place since 9/11. Th'world changed awn 9/11, 9/11! 9/11! September 'Leventh! 9/11!, 9/11!" (insert relevant variations as needed).

"State of the Union Infinite Regress"

infinite regress
A definitional, explanatory, or justificatory procedure that entails its own reapplication without any limit. Thus, for example, the claim that everything in the world has only extrinsic value would lead to an infinite regress. Since the lack of any intrinsically worthwhile starting-point would render all value open to question, the procedure seems to be self-defeating.

What a head-trip. Like WOW!, man. :smoke:

I guess I should have cited it.

http://www.philosophypages.com/dy/i9.htm
Recommended Reading: John Passmore, Philosophical Reasoning (Basic, 1969) {at

:hippie:

Like it's some kind of mustard. It's really more like -- dare I say -- an oil spill: deadly, and very tough to clean up.