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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 11:51 AM
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Bumper stickers in redneck little town I inhabit:
GOD HATES FAGS

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

BUSH CHENEY '04

I shit you not, this was on the back of a hillbilly's truck.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 11:53 AM
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1. Did you stick a banana in the tailpipe?
Though I suppose that could get you shot. What a world.
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:02 PM
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2. Well, my gut instinct is
to glare at him in his rearview mirror, but I have to behave myself because he may be a parent at our school. And, no, I don't want to get shot.
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natrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:21 PM
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3. you need a god hates redneck sticker
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:25 PM
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5. how about "God hates haters"
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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:24 PM
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4. His kid probably has "a fag" for a teacher
Be comforted in that thought, for at least his child is in good hands. :)
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Sir Jeffrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:26 PM
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6. I live in a redneck town too...
I saw one last week that said "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

btw It was on the back of one of those monstrous SUV's.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:28 PM
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7. I think an exact dupe of that bumper sticker
with the name Janklow would work well.
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Devil Dog Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:30 PM
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8. "Laura Bush's car has killed more people than my gun"
'nuff said
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Sir Jeffrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:34 PM
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9. Hey now, these are rednecks...
You can't expect them to get a joke like that right?

But you are making me consider contacting a local printer...:)
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ernstbass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 12:40 PM
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10. Greetings from another redneck town
I saw one yesterday that said "How can a moral wrong be a right?"
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:12 PM
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12. Before the fraudulent election
I saw a few "Who would Al-qaeda vote for?"
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:10 PM
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11. "God loves - Republicans hate"
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:13 PM
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13. Some recent samplings from my redneck 'burb
W: STILL the president

Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry

"Work Harder! A Democrat needs your tax dollars!"
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windlight Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:23 PM
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15. a good one would be...
Work harder...Those Millionaires need a Tax Cut.
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:26 PM
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16. Absolutely
first thing that came to mind. Although "billionaires" is a good deal more ack-rat.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:13 PM
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14. (snarf) That almost works as haiku
the syllables are just a wee bit off, but still... :-)
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