Headlines: The Gannon Story

Check your media lap dogs, Mr. President
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-0502200411feb20,1,4721935.column?coll=chi-news-col&ctrack=2&cset=true

White House covers its pass after naked truth emerges
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1108768210457&call_pageid=968256290204&col=968350116795

Pimping for the White House
http://www.reformer.com/Stories/0,1413,102~8854~2723826,00.html

Pardon the pundit, but he prostitutes press
http://ydr.com/story/mike/59263/

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APPLICATION FOR WHITE HOUSE PRESS CREDENTIALS.

To assist members of the press, we provide this application for press credentials in a handy multiple-choice format. We know that some of the answers may not be completely accurate. Just choose the one that best describes you. Please fill out the form in full and return it to either press secretary Scott McClennan or assistant press secretary Dirk Diggler.

Your Name:

No, Your Real Name:

Seriously:

Your Pseudonym:

If you don’t have a pseudonym, choose one from the following list:

A. John Bigboote.

B. Chest Rockwell.

C. Clark Kent.

D. Jeff Gannon.

Maybe a few of these applications should make their way to the WH Press room. Scotty might not think it's funny, but I thought it was hilarious.

(snip)
Select your occupation from the following list:
A. Reporter.
B. Columnist.
C. TV personality.
D. Prostitute/conservative commentator.
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So funny.

Sonia

That's Big Boo Tay!