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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:39 PM
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Caption Chimp and Chirac
(I hope this one hasn't already been done!)
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:41 PM
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1. Mais non. We don't need no empty gestures.
Or...
Oooh la la... where has that hand been?

Or
Okay, Rocky...nothin' up my sleeve...let me pull a rabbit outta my ...

Wait... that's five on one hand, right?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cing.... this is fun. A whole 'nother language.
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Gloria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:41 PM
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2. "Wipe the spit off it, then I might shake your hand..."
eom
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:46 PM
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3. Pull my finger.
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OneMind Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:51 PM
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4. Care to dance?
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:51 PM
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5. "Well, since you don't want one of my Lieberman kisses..." n/t
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:05 AM
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6. "Whaddya mean, Jackie?...
...I don't see any blood on my hands, whatchya talkin about?"

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:20 AM
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7. CHIRAC IS THINKING "UUGGHH! I DON'T WANT TO SHAKE THAT BLOOD CONTAMINATED
HAND. I DON'T WANT YOU TO CONTAMINATE MY HAND UGGGHHH...GO ON TAKE IT AWAY. DON'T MAKE ME SWEAT IT ANY LONGER: I DON'T WANT TO SHAKE THE HAND OF THE SNAKE THAT BITES ME"!
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:35 AM
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8. Chirac is thinking "is my wallet safe?"
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