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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:03 AM
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HEADLINE: "Ich suche noch einen guten Cowboy!"
Edited on Tue Feb-22-05 04:19 AM by Bluebear
Well, yippee-yi-o-'K-Y', you monkey.

Lest anyone think only us nasty liberal bloggers are always kvetching about Smirk's total lack of couth or respect for anyone but himself, a leading German paper's HEADLINE reads "I'm looking for another good Cowboy!"
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,343006,00.html

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,439223,00.jpg

Ah, and there he sits, legs splayed wide open like he just rode in on a bull (or a "Bulldog")...or cheering on his beloved Crawford High School football team at the five yard line. Such elegance. Such savoir-faire! (Oops, that's FRENCH!) Such a chimp.
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kaitykaity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:09 AM
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1. CON-dee musta dun 'im up a good 'un.
The pain, the pain.
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:11 AM
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2. what an embarrassment
Gag :puke:
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:12 AM
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3. Those Fucking Platform Shoes Kill Me
Look at how comfortable Chirac is with his own body Chimpy has to sit like he has a stick up his ass because he is so fucking insecure about his size. Fucking pygmy!

BTW I think Chimp always has a stick up his ass in case you're wonderin'.
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:19 PM
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24. Not sure its a stick all the time.
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Sugarbleus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:12 AM
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4. ROFL!!!--->"Well, yippee-yi-o-'K-Y', you monkey."
Now that you point it out, his "style" is rather REVOLTING isn't it.

LOL--->just rode in on a bull. Bwahahahahahhahah :7
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:17 AM
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5. :)
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:20 AM
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6.  * doesn't ride animals he is afraid............
must be that he has to go poopy.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:22 AM
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7. That is NOT fair, I can picture him riding this horse
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:26 AM
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8. Bush isn't even looking at him.
He has an amused look on his face. He's probably distracted with some childish wisecrack he's about to make about something totally irrelevent.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:38 AM
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9. Looks like the Lil' Lone Ranger just soiled his panties.
:D
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pearl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:45 AM
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10. What a Freak he is
:puke:
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:47 AM
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11. Your attention to detail cracks me up.
I love the little upside down flag! Swamp Rat's pictures that accompany the topic at hand are becoming a staple of my DU enjoyment. :toast:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:49 AM
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12. Swamp Rat is my official illustrator
I swear he either has these cooked up already or he is the fastest graphic satirist on earth.
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:55 AM
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14. I was wondering that too.
I even looked at the time of your post and noticed how quick the pic was up.

By the way, your posts are also a staple of my DU enjoyment here. :)
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 05:02 AM
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15. Much obliged
And glad to have you here!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 05:04 AM
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16. Ha!
I spend many hours (when not studying) doing these lizard pics, but others I can crank out in minutes. I read dozens, if not hundreds of posts daily drawing ideas from everything and everyone, then I mix them up with the crazy shit going on inside my brain. Most of the time I'm listening to AAR - Mike Malloy's rants seems to agree with me and my mental images. :)

Here's a 5 minute pic:
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 05:19 AM
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18. LMAO.
Stop! This is the reason I don't get enough sleep. Maybe if it were more boring around here at night I'd actually go to bed at a normal time.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 03:56 PM
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22. I liked the Cybernetic Führer one about AHNULD
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:53 AM
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13. Thanks... I'm just exorcising demons.
My Vodou. :)
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 05:04 AM
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17. PS....whose high heel is that?
In the bottom right hand corner there.... Is it DOCTOR Rice ready to kick him if he says the wrong thing? Tap once, agree, tap twice, disagree?
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 06:37 AM
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19. personally, i think the bull rode bush --
and that's why his legs won't close.;)
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 06:47 AM
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20. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.........................................................
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 03:52 PM
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21. hehehehehe
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Ironpost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:16 PM
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23. The chimp looks like he just shit his pantys
Like oops that one was wet.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:23 PM
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25. He's showing Jacques his saddle horn. Bu$h himself prefers to
ride bareback and occasionally side saddle. I read these things in Horseshit Monthly.

:silly:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 08:40 PM
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27. He should know bareback riding just ain't safe.
Better to wear a saddle, Smirk.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:24 PM
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26. He got confused about the so-called politeness of burping,
after a meal and farted instead. He looks like he's about to unleash the dogs of war into the atmosphere if Jacques doesn't tell him to stop tooting.
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 08:44 PM
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28. George "New Haven" Bush, the yankee cowboy.
What's in that Connecticut water that produces the likes of * and Joe Lieberman?

Sorry, nutmeg DU'ers, didn't mean you.
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