Did the Chimp injure his face again? - Democratic Underground

Sparkly

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:07 AM
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Did the Chimp injure his face again?

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New Earth

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:08 AM
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1. awww

Chimpy got a booboo :cry: :nopity:

maybe he cut himself shaving? :shrug:

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On the Road

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:24 AM
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11. They're Beginning to Look Like Rug Burns

if you know what I mean. :)

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:25 AM
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25. Too Funny! I thought the same thing...think of the scandal!

Didn't Boy-Toy Guckert say he didn't leave any marks? LMAO!! Shame. Shame.

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On the Road

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:34 AM
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27. My God,

Pauliedangerously made basically the same comment at the same time I was posting. THIRD time in the last half hour this has happened.

Time to go to bed.

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GetTheRightVote

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:10 AM
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2. Man is this guy ugly or what, yuck

:kick:

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Sparkly

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:12 AM
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5. Yup... And here's his crooked face again.

Cover up one half, then the other. Too weird.

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Dhalgren

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Wed Feb-23-05 10:36 AM
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30. Has he had a stroke or something?

I have never seen someone's face with that much difference between the sides (except for stroke victims)...

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pauliedangerously

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:10 AM
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3. Looks like rugburn...maybe Jeffy...

...was plowing his corn-hole in the Oval Office.

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WhiteTara

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:12 AM
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4. Oh thank you that made me laugh!

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jojo54

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:13 AM
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7. Me laughing too!

Oo, Oo, me chimp. Me like it backwards!

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smurfygirl

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:12 AM
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6. guess he fell off his bike again

he seems to do this alot and then for the next month drool rolls out of the left side of his mouth.

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ailsagirl

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:16 AM
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8. Ugly as SIN. Maybe Pickles smacked him

Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 12:17 AM by ailsagirl

up the side of his head

Well, come on-- someone has to!!!

:evilgrin: :toast: :silly:

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MuseRider

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:19 AM
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9. Is it just me

or does he seem to be morphing from a boy chimp to a puckered up old lady chimp? He is looking so prissy, less like the big ole Texas hard ass he pretended to be before.

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Hieronymus

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:41 AM
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16. No, it's not just you........

he does that thing with his mouth, like a woman of a certain age. He's been doing that all along though. :silly:

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Blue_State_Elitist

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:23 AM
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10. Too bad it's only a minor bruise.

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BrklynLiberal

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:27 AM
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12. He fell down and hurt his face..........again! tsk tsk tsk....asshole!

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underseasurveyor

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:28 AM
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13. Isn't that's an image of the inside

of rush limbaugh's ass? The anal cyst?

It's a digusting photo whatever it is

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all.of.me

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:26 AM
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26. h-o-w-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l !!!!!!!

accompanied by the perfect smiley!!!

i can't stop laughing!!!!!

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housewolf

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:32 AM
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14. Don't know but the left side of his face

doesn't look slack like it so often does. His mouth is even, whereas often the left side of his lips turns down remarkably.

Other than the mark on his cheek, this is the more "normal" he's looked in while.

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ashmanonar

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:39 AM
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15. heh...

"gilligan is down, i repeat, gilligan is down! game over, game over man!"

:D

ahh, robin williams.

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phusion

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:46 AM
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17. I've never seen anyone scratch up their face so much...

Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 12:47 AM by phusion

Not being arrogant, but I'm an avid mountain biker and probably ride trails here in New Mexico that would make Bushie crap his pants. I've scraped my face like that ONCE in 10 years. It's kind of hard to do...usually shins or forearms come first.

How many times has this idiot fallen on his face somehow? My theory is he is still a drunkard and tends to fall on his face while walking around the White House.

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Stephanie

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:06 AM
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21. Bingo! It's very UNUSUAL to have so many facial injuries in four years

Wouldn't you say? How many facial injuries have YOU sustained recently? Chimp has some serious physical/mental problems going on to injure his face this frequently.

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Bridget Burke

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Wed Feb-23-05 10:51 AM
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33. I tripped on the way to the bus yesterday.

Not that kind of "trip"--just slipped on an oil patch. Made a perfect 4-point landing (hands & knees). No inuuries, didn't even rip my pantyhose!

Back in the day, I knew a downtown skating gang--before the days of inline skates. They executed feats of derring do on the streets & in the parking garages--sometimes under the influence of a beer, etc. There were plenty of casualties--generally, sprained wrists & scuffed knees. Bashed-up faces were quite rare.

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leftofthedial

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:48 AM
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18. I don't know if his face hurts

but it's killing me!!!

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illflem

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Wed Feb-23-05 12:53 AM
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19. Mother Nature is so pissed with the way junior abuses her

that she jumps out and knocks him down on a regular basis.

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Dr Fate

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:00 AM
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20. He and Gannon have been having "rough stuff" again...

...think "JFK"- the scene where Bertrand & Ferrie are doing poppers & twist'n titties...

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Stephanie

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:11 AM
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22. It seems to happen when he is under extreme stress

Obviously bombing the shit out of thousands of people does not disturb him, but traveling to Yurp without his pilly causes him to appear with bizarre facial injuries. Has the Pretzeldent ever submitted to a drug test?

Here are some previous examples:

George Bush and his Facial Injuries. Is the Press Protecting Him?

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Stephanie

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:17 AM
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23. Bush's previous facial injuries >>>

Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 01:19 AM by Stephanie

Now seriously - how many times in your life have you sustained an injury to your FACE? My guess would be: NEVER. What is WRONG with him?

Some previous George Bush facial injuries >

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November 2000:

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January 2002:

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May 2004:

link is dead - was here:

http: //news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041215/ids_photos_ts/r1778568148.jpg

This would be the "bicycling accident" -

Tell me, how many times have you fallen head first off your bike and scraped up your FACE?

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January 2005:

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all.of.me

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:24 AM
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24. did someone in europe deck him?!?!?!?!

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MisterP

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:39 AM
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28. more surreality here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3159875&mesg_id=3160337

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soothsayer

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Wed Feb-23-05 10:30 AM
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29. being a shapeshifting reptilian is hard on the dna

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GoSolar

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Wed Feb-23-05 10:38 AM
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31. Yuck.

Really grotesque.

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henjack

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Wed Feb-23-05 10:39 AM
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32. Maybe he succumbed

to that wonderful German beer.

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