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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:31 PM
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where's Dick Cheney?
I haven't seen his face in a LONG time...
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:32 PM
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1. I think he is out plotting another 9/11 for the second term.
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quiet_please Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:33 PM
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2. Well I have heard
that his health is getting too bad to be seen in public. Whether or not that is true, I don't know.

We can always hope, right?
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 03:15 PM
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17. I wonder.....
I read somewhere (probably here at DU) that Cheney was physically unable to stand for the duration of a debate. Hence the seated format when he debated John Edwards.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:34 PM
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3. His embalming fluids
Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 02:34 PM by Maestro
needed replacing, plus the battery for his heart was low. Plus he's figuring out how to suicide JimmyJeff.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:34 PM
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4. He is running things while chimp is out making stupid remarks
and distracting everybody.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:34 PM
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5. Counting his money?
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:39 PM
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6. Planning the shock and awe for Iran
as he sits in his dark dank cave.
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:41 PM
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7. I haven't seen his face in a LONG time...
And this is a bad thing? :-)

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:41 PM
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8. In an undisclosed location, of course.
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:42 PM
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9. He's still trying to get out of his parka
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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 04:14 PM
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18. Visualize: Kid from "A Christmas Story"
"i can't put my arms down!"

love it....
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:44 PM
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10. Be alarmed if he suddenly appears healthy and well rested looking.
He's in to one of those Alpine spas Mick Jagger used to frequent where they do full blood exchanges with Swiss School children. Something like in the movie "Dune", only less lichen on the walls.

Of course, today, there's probably a group of 20-something Swiss hip-hoppers with a really full set of smackers and a tendency to prance on-stage.

What legacy would Cheney leave behind, I wonder?

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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:48 PM
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11. Doing penance for having worn inappropriate clothing at a hugely
important memorial event. They have to hide him lest people get reminded of this recent 'lack of judgment' and it gets re-enforced in the brains of the people who were offended. The only other solution to that problem of people 'making memories of this mistake' was to stop the population of the whole world from SLEEPING FOR 2 MONTHS and Karl felt that was even beyond his capabilities.

The danger of people remembering Cheney's gaff is that his arrogance and patriotic inspired insult to THE WORLD is one of the rare mistakes that occured on film. And it very much needs to be forgotten about.

After all - when Americans are fed a garbage soup full a false pride & patriotism every day ... you cannot have film footage of the wanton carelessness to the feelings of others that is the result of such narcissism readily available. Because that would be a little bit of the TRUTH slipping in. And gop/neocons/WH/rovbots hate that.
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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:52 PM
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12. On a hovering barge in the desert
he's got princess leia on a chain at his feet while R2D2 serves cocktails and C3P0 translates...
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 04:23 PM
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19. LMAO. Too funny! n/t
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wug37 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:59 PM
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13. Getting the 2005 version of his software installed
Cheyneybot needs an upgrade!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 03:01 PM
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14. Out looking for a fresh supply of O negative
Preferably from a young virgin.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 03:04 PM
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15. Strapped to a table waiting for the lightning strike
And Wolfowitz is turning the dials and screeching maniacally.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 03:07 PM
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16. He's in his sarcophagus getting rejuvenated.
Truly, he could be a Go'auld (Stargate). No one with his heart problems should still be alive.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 04:53 PM
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20. When his body dies, he'll become a...
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 05:56 PM
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21. Everybody sing along...
Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 05:57 PM by DrZeeLit
the stars at night are big and bright

clap * clap * clap * clap

DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF TEXAS....


...take it!....
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