new parody! INTERNET BLOGGER | with apologies to the Beatles!

INTERNET BLOGGER
(to the tune of "Paperback Writer" and with apologies to the Beatles)

WELL A READ A RUMOR ON A COOKING SITE
THAT GEORGE BUSH'S DOG GAVE HIM QUITE A BITE
BASED ON MY GOOGLING AND A LEXIS SEARCH
I'M ON TO THE TRUTH AND I WANT TO BE AN INTERNET BLOGGER
INTERNET BLOGGER

IT'S A LITTLE STORY WITH A LITTLE SLANT
BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM A RIGHTEOUS RANT
THE SOFTWARE'S EASY, I CAN TYPE REAL FAST
AND THE HOSTING'S FREE SO I GET TO BE AN INTERNET BLOGGER
INTERNET BLOGGER
INTERNET BLOGGER

I WOULD POST SOME PICTURES BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW
DO YOU THINK WONKETTE WILL SAY THAT I'M A 'WOW'?
I CAN'T READ YOURS BECAUSE I'M WRITING MINE
AND THEY’RE MAKING PROFITS OFF THEIR DIRTY WAR
LOOK! I GOT THREE HITS! AND THAT PROVES THAT I'M AN INTERNET BLOGGER
INTERNET BLOGGER

SOON I'LL HAVE CREDENTIALS AND ADDRESS THE PREZ
SEE ME SUNDAY MORNING DOING 'MEET THE PRESS'
WHILE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LOOKS ON WITH DISDAIN

THEY CAN'T SHUT ME UP, BECAUSE I AM AN INTERNET BLOGGER
INTERNET BLOGGER
INTERNET BLOGGER

I hope your post gets at least three hits, and then you too can be an "Internet Blogger". ;-)

sigh

of course, leaving a typo in the first line doesn't help. :spank:

:) :) :) :)

for a little comic light in dark times...

from a former paperback writer

from a paperback reader! ;-)