"U.S. Middle Class to be Outsourced Offshore"

Bids are being accepted by Halliburton's KBR, Inc. Unit (P. O. Box One, Grand Cayman, B.V.I.)from various countries willing to accept Americas obsolete middle class. India, Phillipines, and Costa Rica are front-runners in the hotly contested bidding

Outliers such as Bosnia, whose Government recently made news with a multi-million dollar prime-tiime U.S. promotional ad buy, are touting their "change of seasons" and "snow" as potential benefits to Middle-class outsourcees. The U.S. Government, however, has made it clear that "...the wishes and preferences of future offshored middle class Americans will be given no consideration" due to cost-containment issues.

Rica isn't all bad.

Maybe Eastern Europe?

Let me know, I'll pack my bags.

Czesc!