Chris Rock is SLAMMING Bush!!!!

OH man! I cant believe they haven't pulled the plug!!!

Compared Bush to someone that works at the Gap!

:kick:

He used an example of Bush working at the Gap, started with a surplus and ended up with a $70 billion deficit and still got to keep his job. He also references starting a war with another company - I didn't catch all of that. Crowd reaction was decidedly appreciative.

Bush is a genius. I mean think about it. He was basically reapplying for his job last year at the same time a movie was being played all across the country showing what a crappy job he did. He got into office and we had a surplus. Now, we're like 70 trillion dollars in debt. Now let's say you worked at the GAP. You're closing out at the end of the day, and your register comes up 70 trillion dollars short. You're gonna get in trouble over that. Not Bush. No, he figured out a way to keep his job.

He then went into a similar bit about you working at the GAP and starting a war with Banana Republic because they're selling toxic tank tops, but then after a thousand employees are killed, you figure out Banana Republic doesn't even sell tank tops.

Good stuff.

Said what if Bush worked at the Gap - if he had trillions in deficits in his cash drawer at the Gap, he'd be in trouble. And then if he started a pre-emptive war against Banana Republic, he'd be in even more trouble. There'd be 1000 dead Gap employees, and nothing to show for it.

It was pretty biting.

. . .that he is was not going to slam Bush but then said Bush is the only man he knows in the world who could have a movie playing in every theatre in the country showing how much he sucked at his job and then get rehired.

He also said that if Bush were working at the GAP with a $70 billion surplus in the cash register and then came up short he would be fired. . .LOL

And then he talked about Bush working for the GAP and starting a war with Banana Republic because they were making toxic tank tops and then finding out they never made tank tops.

Farenheit 911 got some props too!

HE IS ROCKING MY WORLD!!!!!!!! THANK GOD! WE WILL OVERCOME!!!!!

He is talking truth about 'just wait', F9/11 and bush. I am not a fan of his normally but he might just convince me to become one, lol.

So far he has been awesome! I will DEFINITELY be watching him from now on!

My kids like his movies but I love his comedy stand up.

major slam

;)

Awesome. The guy has guts.
Rock Rocks.

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I expected him to give more of a bite. Oh well.

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I believe that's the reason he walked out with tape on his mouth. Apparently they told him he had to cut out the references to James Dobson and Focus on the Family from his skit.

IMO

ohhh my he was wonderful!! and to think..this goes out to the entire world!!

wonder how the conservs are bullshitting each other now??

and you knowwwww they are watching!!!

ohhh chris rock you are the best!!

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: chris!!!

fly:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

The BBC doesn't seem to be showing them this year, or at least not now. So says my pal in Scotland, anyway... :shrug:

I absolutely love the Gap analogy! Chris ROCKS!!!

Why do we have to rely on Hollywood to get out how America feels?! This should be a daily dish in every paper, newscast...etc. At least we get our voice heard tonight.

find a way to email him to thank him, but no luck.

And write a letter c/o his producer. That's your best bet, methinks.

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talked about Fahrenheit 911...bush needed to be rehired. said something about budget shortfall....so many billion and what if he was working for the Gap and had a .....at cash register.

Then talked about starting a war with Banana Republic because of something about tank tops......killing 100,000 and no tank tops.... major

people.

More power to him, I say.

After all, all he did was to tell the truth.

But, then again, the truth has become a partisan tool, hasn't it.

out with tape over his mouth. Talked about sponge Bob.

Awards and asking that they not video cast over ABC next year.

He was right on time with his remarks about Bush! I loved it! He was speaking truth to power, and it was brilliant!

Williams with the tape over his mouth was a riot...

Robin Willliams is fucking hilarious too! LMAO

Tell it like it is!

for a long time.

When he asked mAnn coulter a few years back on a show (Bill Mahers?) if she was sleeping with bush, at that very moment he became my god.

Hammer on Chris:thumbsup:

"whose dick you been suckin?" :D

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/story/285024p-244047c.html

Real drama: Will Chris Rock?
BY JOE NEUMAIER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

LOS ANGELES - Forget the drama over whether Martin Scorsese will finally get an Oscar, or if Hilary Swank will win her second one.
The biggest drama surrounding tonight's Academy Awards telecast, airing at 8:30, is: What will host Chris Rock say? "Rock is going to energize the show, and that's exactly what it needs - a shock to the system," says movie historian Damien Bona, author of "Inside Oscar."

"And for all the gnashing of teeth and worrying that's being heard in some quarters, Rock is part of a long tradition," Bona adds. "A great Oscar host is someone wry and acerbic. That's what Johnny Carson was. Billy Crystal, in the early '90s, was looked at as sort of hip for the show. And when Bob Hope first hosted in the late 1930s, he was the iconoclastic humorist in Hollywood at that time, and was always making fun of the Oscars."

There have been reports that Rock will use his opening monologue to get political, but Bona doesn't think it'll be enough to make the crowd at the Kodak Theatre uncomfortable. "He'll probably have some throwaway lines about George Bush, because some topical barbs are expected," says Bona. "I'm not sure he'll go on a tirade, though. Rock is a smart guy, and he knows he can't go too far."

Chris Rock ragging on his little girlfriend.:-)

Even Chris Rock and all the gowns and bling bling can't make this entertaining. Chris is doing is best. It's not his fault.

:boring:

The really funny part is that GAP owns BR - right?

So someone got their facts wrong. As usual.

And everyone laughed?

That is sooo funny!

too bad i missed it. I miss all the good stuff.

Thanks! :)