Rude Pundit wants Fed. Faith Based $$$ for New "No Pants" Church

elehhhhna

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:18 PM
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Rude Pundit wants Fed. Faith Based $$$ for New "No Pants" Church

See, the Rude Pundit's church'll be all about helpin' the homeless, educatin' the poor. And the only requirement for membership in the Rude Pundit's church - no one can wear pants. Jesus didn't wear pants. Neither did Moses, Abraham, or any prophets. Allah? Pants-free. And Buddha's diaper doesn't count. Yer Wiccan gods barely wear clothes. In the name of the commonality of all faith, spirit, and religion, no pants allowed. Or skirts.

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Yavin4

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:41 PM
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1. No Pants-Wearin' Heathens Are Allowed!!

All you pants wearing people are heading straight to hell.

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elehhhhna

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:43 PM
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2. Not even Big Pant People!

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queeg

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Fri Mar-04-05 02:49 PM
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3. Sign me up

Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 02:53 PM by queeg

Pants---can't stand in them

obviously current law understands the religious nature of "no Pants" as most localities have some sort of "no shirt, no shoes, no service" law in restaurants. Yet it clearly leavs the way open for the adherents of the Church of No Pants.

Perhaps opening an orphanage would be the best use of the Church of No Pants federal money.

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BikeWriter

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Fri Mar-04-05 03:20 PM
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4. Where do you apply for that Government money?

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