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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:36 AM
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best singles ad EVER! . . .
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It's reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.




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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:39 AM
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1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:40 AM
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2. Excellent! ... Thanks
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TyeDye75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:41 AM
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3. LMAO he he he he he he
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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WLKjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:42 AM
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4.  Tricky Tricky Tricky LOL
:D
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:49 AM
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5. Some people are better off getting a pet instead of a partner.
And that's not an insult.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:01 AM
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6. I think the best companions can be found at any local Humane Society.
And this ad goes to show that Humane Society workers can have a great sense of humor, too. :D
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:04 AM
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7. It makes me wonder why 'bitch' is considered an insult.
:shrug:
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:17 AM
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8. Over 15,000 men... and one of them asked confusedly
"Condi? What's the matter with you? I just made you Secretary of State, for cryin' out loud!"
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thecorster Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 11:22 AM
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9. Nice punchline. n/t
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