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Riding this Donkey Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:45 PM
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My momma always said that you could tell a democrat
by the way the house was kept.

If you walked in it might look little messy. But when a democrat cleans, they clean, they will clean until the cows come home. Clean out the closets, clean the dustboards, clean the cabinets, clean out the drawers.

And she said you could always tell a republican because their house always appeared real clean. But if you opened the closet it would be jammed packed full of shit, same with the drawers and there would be dust bunnies in all of the crevices they thought you couldn't see.

Just wanted to share!
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:46 PM
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1. Cute
I like that. I'm the same way. Some of my room is pretty unclean but when I do clean I do it well and orginization and all. :D I'm a very organized person. If I'm not I freak. ;)
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:48 PM
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2. i'vw always said that you could tell a democrat
but you cant tell 'em much.... :)
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:54 PM
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3. Lot of truth to that.
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tinonedown Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:54 PM
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4. Seperatism
More dribble how I am better than you, a turbo version of name calling. Anyways,you believe this? Have you seen the houses some of these stepford/military themed families live in? You can EAT off the closet floor.
Forvige me, I'll stick to the political basics. The trash is coming out of their mouths by the truckload, no speculation.
I will concede we are left to shovel their crap, but that has nothing to do with their household cleaning habits.
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Riding this Donkey Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:57 PM
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6. Well obviously you missed the whole freaking point!!!
it wasn't literally about housecleaning.
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Enquiringkitty Donating Member (721 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:41 PM
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15. Even in politics, or maybe especially, everyone needs a little chuckle
every so often......this was one. Nothing offensive meant!
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:56 PM
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5. go figure i am not a democrat or a repug
my house "looks" messy and baseboards need cleaning
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Riding this Donkey Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 08:59 PM
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7. I am absolutely 100% positive that you are a democrat seabeyond! n/t
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:01 PM
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8. k, just a lazy one is what you are saying, wink n/t
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Riding this Donkey Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:13 PM
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9. I think I need to learn how to express myself a little better in the
Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 09:16 PM by Riding this Donkey
written word, eh?

This wasn't really about housecleaning, it was about religious and moral hypocrisy.

I am very sorry to everyone who read this that I didn't get that across very well.

mea culpa!

edited to add the words and moral.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:20 PM
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10. gotcha!!
Democrats got a lot of books and cool CDs laying around .

Will sit amd discuss an issue with you if you keep the coffee cup full We are messy thinkers --no one track minds for US'uns


we also like to dance naked

no dust in OUR nooks and crannies
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Riding this Donkey Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:23 PM
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11. Right on! n/t
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:34 PM
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14. we also like to dance naked
:thumbsup:
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:32 PM
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13. oh what a duh, cute
thank you for sharing, lol lol. now i am really just laughing. was fun
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GetTheRightVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:29 PM
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12. if taken literally, I am this kind of Demo, but do not believe all are
Ha, Ha.

:kick:
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indigonation Donating Member (247 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:51 PM
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16. Cute!. Like mamma always said
Nothing wrong with an expression of good 'ol fashioned common wisdom now and then.

To interpret it more generally:

RePukes are more uptight, anal, worried about appearances, more worried about impressing others, but leave alot of dust bunnies in the closets (domestically and ethically?)

Democrats don't care what others think on the outside, but when cleaning up, do it right all the way around, to please themselves. I'm sure you could add some more.

Is that close?
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Riding this Donkey Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 09:54 PM
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17. Yes! Thank you! n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-05-05 10:01 PM
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18. I must be something else
My house is messy messy and my closets are jammed too..and I hate to clean and rarely do :(
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