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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:56 AM
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Where's Dick Cheney????
I truly get fearful when this political hack and criminal businessman is out of the limelight for too long. Keep this asshole in the sun.
Any Sightings???
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lse7581011 Donating Member (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:58 AM
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1. Without A Doubt
In his "undisclosed" location!
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:00 AM
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2. In a freezer.
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:06 AM
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3. Swimming
in a formaldehyde pool. Or counting his dollars.
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bookman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:06 AM
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4. Getting instructions...
..in hell.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:09 AM
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5. You don't SEE the puppetmaster during the show,
but he's always working hard behind the scenes.

Redstone
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:12 AM
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6. Well Bush is nothing but a travelling salesman
Bush is on the road photo-opping every single day, so Cheney's in Charge at the WH. Someone has to do the hard work, and it sure ain't the Chimp.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:20 AM
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7. Maybe we'll soon see Cheney...
...wearing a mangy undershirt and dirty sweat pants while attending the funeral for the Italian intelligence officer recently gunned down while rescuing a journalist in Iraq.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:25 AM
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8. He was on Hannity last night
From an "undisclosed location", of course. He said he was going to be on the Bamboozlapalooza Tour at some point.
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DELUSIONAL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:26 AM
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9. Probably getting a heart transplant
they've found the victim . . . ah . . . . . donor and had to wait until an accident could be arranged.

But seriously Cheney is up to no good when he goes into hiding. Could be that he was the one directing the hit on the Italian Journalist.
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