RW'er proves bin Laden is fake

I've been thinking those bin Laden tapes are fake and now a RW'er subconsciously agrees with that viewpoint.

Dem Talking Point No. 1: BUSH STOLE THE 2000 ELECTION
In bin Laden's version, President George H.W. Bush began planning to steal the 2000 election years in advance:

"He was bright in putting his sons as governors in states and he didn't forget to transfer his experience from rulers of our region to Florida to falsify elections to benefit from it in critical times."

Dem Talking Point No. 2: BUSH MISLED AMERICA
In bin Laden's version, the terror kingpin warns that Bush is covering up the "true reason" for the 9/11 attacks:

"Although we are ushering the fourth year after 9/11, Bush is still exercising confusion and misleading you and not telling you the true reason. Therefore, the motivations are still there for what happened to be repeated."

Dem Talking Point No. 3: BUSH WASTED TIME ON 9/11 BY STAYING WITH CHILDREN READING IN A CLASSROOM
Bin Laden distorts the 9/11 timeline to pretend that the Twin Towers weren't already under attack as Bush listened to children read a book in a Florida elementary school class:

"We never knew that the commander in chief of the American armed forces would leave 50,000 of his people in the two towers to face those events by themselves when they were in the most urgent need of their leader. He was more interested in listening to the child's story about the goat rather than worry about what was happening to the towers. So, we had three times the time necessary to accomplish the events."

Dem Talking Point No. 4: BUSH IS A FASCIST
A favorite of radical Democrats, bin Laden compares the Bush administration to the authoritarian regimes in the Mideast:

"What happened was that he was impressed by the monarchies and the military regimes, and he was jealous of them staying in power for tens of years, embezzling the public money without any accountability. And he moved the tyranny and suppression of freedom to his own country, and they called it the Patriot Act, under the disguise of fighting terrorism. And Bush, the father, found it good to install his children as governors and leaders."

Dem Talking Point No. 5: THE BUSH FAMILY IS TOO CLOSE TO SAUDI ROYALS
Bin Laden complains that their relationship spans two generations:

"The resemblance started when (former President George H.W.) Bush, the father, visited the area, when some of our own were impressed by America and were hoping that the visits would affect and influence our countries."

Dem Talking Point No. 6: AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY IS TO BLAME
Here bin Laden adopts the position of the Cynthia McKinney wing of the Democratic Party, which blames the alliance between the U.S. and Israel for provoking the 9/11 attacks:

"After the injustice was so much and we saw transgressions and the coalition between Americans and the Israelis against our people in Palestine and Lebanon, it occurred to my mind that we deal with the towers. And these special events that directly and personally affected me go back to 1982 and what happened when America gave permission for Israel to invade Lebanon. And assistance was given by the American Sixth Fleet."
http://cblount.blogspot.com/2004_10_01_cblount_archive.html

Yes, bin Laden agrees with the Democrats, how convenient for the RW'ers.

Don't any RW'ers out there think that bin Laden 'agreeing' with the Liberals and Bush Researchers who have tried to publicize the truth about him seem a little strange?

How come bin Laden didn't come out against GLBT people or Bill Clinton like he did in his 'letter to America'?

This, I think, is the smoking gun that 'bin Laden' and 'Al-Zarqawi' are just tools for the RW. All those people who say bin Laden is a puppet might just be correct.

Bush swore up and down that he would get osama 'dead or alive' and 'bring him to justice'....Yet osama is still out there making tapes which are always released at the most curious of times (2 days before the election)

Osama: "Hey George! You still haven't caught me you! Ha Ha Ha!"

It's very interesting that he did not say that.

(and that's one hell of an IF, given the Bush Campaign Video the Bushevik Sturmtruppen is refrring to, released just in time, along with the "Amerikan Taliban" video to make Ten Million "Security Moms" shit their pants...I know I talked to them afterwards)

his actions are indistinguishable form if he was.

That Bushevik is correct only in the sense that Osama' Bush Campaign Video could have been written by Karl Rove, and maybe was.