if Bush ran against Jesus, what would his ads look like? . . .

OneBlueSky

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:09 PM
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if Bush ran against Jesus, what would his ads look like? . . .

probably something like this . . .

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Clark2008

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:11 PM
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1. "IF" he ran against Jesus?

I thought he already did.

Social Security "reform."
Taking from the poor to give to the rich.
Using the church as a political headquarters.
Starting unfounded wars.

Can't be more against Jesus than that!

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Skip Intro

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:17 PM
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2. and, if bush ran against Jesus, who would holy busbots vote for? n/t

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GOPFighter

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:20 PM
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3. Bush: The Anti-Christ!

Just as I always suspected!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Make7

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:21 PM
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4. I wonder....

which candidate's father would be more influential on the outcome?

:) Make7

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hector459

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:41 PM
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5. Wonder what the Swiftboaters would have to say about Jesus?

I know for sure they would call him a coward and say he probably didn't deserve all the adulation he receives.

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murray hill farm

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:48 PM
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7. jesus...poor jesus!

bush would discribe him as a deadbeat...never did hold a job, as a terrorist for sure....then all that scandal about mary magdalin and the affair they had...everything good about jesus would be an insult to bush..everything about bush is anti jesus christ.

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TrustingDog

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:58 PM
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14. jesus, that dirty cross dressing hippy commie!

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theHandpuppet

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:50 PM
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8. Yeah, something like this...

Jesus -- was he really crucified? Pass him a band-aid.

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Selatius

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:46 PM
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6. GWB wouldn't need to be running these ads; Jesus would've been killed

Just like Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr.

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ashmanonar

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:54 PM
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9. or just like, you know, jesus...

ya know, the one who got put on a cross? (at least that's the story)

i don't care if he's the son of god or whatever, but that man, if he was real and the story is real, got CRUCIFIED. that's the most painful death short of being burned at the stake.

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Hoping4Change

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:55 PM
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10. That's brilliant.

Edited on Sun Mar-13-05 03:56 PM by Hoping4Change

Jesus
Wrong on crime
Wrong on social services
Wrong on defene
Wrong for America

ROFL Thanks for laugh :headbang:

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TrustingDog

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:55 PM
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11. Jesus forgives prostitutes with Press passes. n/t

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TrustingDog

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:56 PM
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12. Hey Bush, get down from that cross, we need the 'wood'. n/t

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katinmn

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Sun Mar-13-05 03:58 PM
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13. Jesus was a liberal and therefore could not get elected in

today's Amerika.

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ConcernedCanuk

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:25 PM
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15. And on the wall in the Boy King's "Think Tank"

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:shrug:

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0rganism

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:36 PM
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16. In all fairness, first we'd have to amend the constitution

That "native birth" thing could really get in Jesus' way, if He were running for the presidency. There'd be the whole issue of his Palestinean heritage, and maybe a campaign to describe him as a self-hating anti-semitic cult leader.

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:55 PM
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17. Where can I find a larger size of that pic?

That one is small

And I'd like to print the larger one; give it to people. O8)

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BigBearJohn

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Sun Mar-13-05 04:58 PM
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18. Spot ON!

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