"The Moon's Blocking the Sun!" | and other enLIGHTening TOONs...

a 'target-rich' environment for TOONs this week. it's good to see delay getting multiple hits. the mounting concentration of evil at the WH is almost too scary for laughs...but the gang pulls through.

special! a two-toon set from DU's radfringe!!

PLEASE click the "Recommend" link! and kick as needed. (posting early to to plans for tomorrow AM. enjoy! the latest parody (a tribute to the ANWR vote) follows.....





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check for new stuff on my PARODY page. (soon to be pages and illustrated!)

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND
(With deep apologies to Woody Guthrie )

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR PRISTINE MOUNTAINS, WE'LL REDUCE TO RUBBLE
AS WE CLEAR-CUT FORESTS, AND POLLUTE YOUR WATER
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

WE ONLY TALK TO THE K STREET PAID SHILLS
AND NEVER LOOK AT PROTESTORS' HANDBILLS
WHAT'S ONE MORE SPECIE? HERE COMES THE RAPTURE!
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR PRISTINE MOUNTAINS, WE'LL REDUCE TO RUBBLE
AS WE CLEAR-CUT FORESTS, AND POLLUTE YOUR WATER
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

WE'VE LIED AND SLANDERED AND WE VOTE IN LOCKSTEP
AND WE WON'T ADMIT TO A SINGLE MISSTEP
THE RICH AROUND US, THEIR VOICES ARE SOARING:
YOUR LAND IS MADE FOR US TO TAKE

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR PRISTINE MOUNTAINS, WE'LL REDUCE TO RUBBLE
AS WE CLEAR-CUT FORESTS, AND POLLUTE YOUR WATER
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

WE'VE MORE AMBITION THAN JUST THIS NATION
SO FREEDOM'S MARCHING AND TYRANTS ARE FALLING
IF WE CALL THEM EVIL, WE JUST WANT THEIR OIL
THEIR LANDS ARE THERE FOR US TO OWN

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR TOWNS AND CITIES, SHOCK 'N AWED TO RUINS
AS WE BUILD NEW BASES, WHILE WE FAKE ELECTIONS
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

WE SPIN THE GLOBE AND PICK A NEW QUAGMIRE
INTO THE QUAGMIRE, WE SEND THE YOUNG MEN
WITH THE OBSCENE PROFITS, WE KEEP OUR OWN SAFE
YOUR LIFE IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR TOWNS AND CITIES, SHOCK 'N AWED TO RUINS
AS WE BUILD NEW BASES, WHILE WE FAKE ELECTIONS
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO RUNS THINGS
KNOW WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
YOU MUST SHOP AT WAL-MART
AND EAT A BIG MAC
WEAR YELLOW RIBBONS
WHILE WE STEAL MILLIONS
YOUR LAND WAS THERE FOR US TO TAKE

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR PRISTINE MOUNTAINS, WE'LL REDUCE TO RUBBLE
AS WE CLEAR-CUT FORESTS, AND POLLUTE YOUR WATER
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

THAT LAND WAS YOUR LAND, BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND
YOUR TOWNS AND CITIES, SHOCK 'N AWED TO RUINS
AS WE BUILD NEW BASES, WHILE WE FAKE ELECTIONS
YOUR LAND IS UNDER OUR CONTROL

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every time I see it. It never gets old.

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also newer toons at my site

shoshul seecuty --> http://radfringe.tripod.com/

clear skies ---> http://radfringe.tripod.com/id1.html

Love that one about the guy who lost his job and has to declare bankruptcy because his company declared bankruptcy and laid him off. As the Guinness guys say, BRILLIANT!

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a good collection this week -- I look forward to them :)

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oh, that was great . . . a good selection, nostamj. . . thanks. . .

Laughing at them keeps me from losing it.

WELCOME TO DU! This is one very cool website, IMHO!

:hi:

Superb as usual. Thanks.

Mommy! That smart man is makin' fun o' me!

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as I needed a lighter side today. Thank you much!

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of how much can be said with a few pictures! :)

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I,m feeling pretty sad and hopeless tonight but your cartoons make me feel a little bit better, except for the ones about ANWR. That made me cry.

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i'm here all year....

A superb assortment!

Thanks.

SHI*HEAD

or, yeah, SHITHEAD

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Especially liked Keven Siers (our local man on the boards), thanks!

very funny

Flying coffee still being mopped up from the Linus cartoon

LMAO!

Superb as always nostamj:yourock:

and :hi: welcome to DU, love your SN! very very clever!

I dont post much but I make it a point to catch your cartoons and the top 10 every week. Mandatory brain food.

I have a bad habit of screen name punnery. 7 years of IRC will do that to ya ;):kick:

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Terri Schiavo's Favorite TOONs....

sheesh, who needs CNN when you've got GD?

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nt

Thanks.

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MANY more parodies on the site and MORE to come! promise.

So weird to see - I'll be here all year. RIP.

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funny as hell. The song is great and I love the Dick Cheney cartoons. All the cartoons nail it down though. Great stuff!

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Great toons, as always! Thanks for your superb efforts...

I really liked the Amtrak toon

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Thanks for the laughs and the song...

Good antidotes for the news!

approve of your version. He was one of us and he was a fighter.

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Thanks for the toons Nostamj. :yourock:

nt

:loveya:

I hope his hand is feeling better.

did you see?

excellent work as usual!

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and looking forward to the next set.

thanks!

One last kick for nostamj and all of the joy and laughter he brought with him.

I'll never forget you.

wow, it's really weird. i don't know you, but i'm really sad. we lost one of the good ones.

We didn't know each other, but I'll miss you anyway.

Be at peace.

R.I.P. nostamj Jeffrey.


The bastards' asses WILL eventually be kicked.

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RIP nostamj

"Yeah I'm a Liberal, want to fight about it?"

The best T-shirt EVER :cry:

:cry: :loveya: :cry:

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:kick: One last kick for a great guy!

Peace, my friend.

R.I.P.

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Rest In Peace, good Sir.

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So here's a hearty one for him. :kick: :cry:

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peace

in dark times, nostamj. I'll miss you.

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Truly devastated.

and God speed.
<sniff>

I can't believe that you are gone, dear NostamJ. You have left us with aching hearts. Bleeding hearts. We love you, Jeff.

Mac

we need heavenly help.

...before I bid you farewell. I shall miss your contribution.

Remedy for Post Bush Stress Syndrome:

Turn off MSM

Post a cussing rant on DU

Read the TOONS.

nostamj, I can't tell you how many times a good look at the TOONS changed my outlook for the day.

We have lost a fine person and a notably valuable member of this board. Rest in peace DU friend.

arrived at the pearly gates at about the same time.

Guess which one Peter let in?

(Clue: It wasn't the pope)

:(

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You will be so missed by us all. Many days you brought the only laugh of the day. I saved reading your toon threads till the end of the day in order to lighten my mood before trying to sleep.

Tell Scott hello for us all and if you get the chance, tell Bill Hicks we said hi.

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I can't believe this is the last time I can say thanks. You will be deeply, truly, sorely missed. May you be in a better place. Losing you and Kheph too, has just been too much. May you both rest in peace.

Only today able to even take it in. Can't believe you're not with us now. Will continue to believe that you are! What a gentleman and a sweetheart you are! Thanks for organizing dinners at the Stonewall and thanks for coming to mine. Such a sudden and strange loss! But as my Grammhy used to say, "it's later than you think." We never know. We just don't know.

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For the last laugh...

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sigh

Kick the Cagle one last time....

You left this world a better place for your having been here.

This place will never be the same without you.:cry:

we will forever remember you and treasure your heart and soul..you will truely be missed jeff!

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fly

for a DU immortal.

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Rest in Peace, Nostamj

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Thanks Nostamj; RIP,Jeff.

handsome, brilliant, kind, funny, so full of life...

Why did you have to go?

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Our thoughts are with you and your family and friends.

"I promise not to cry", if I keep repeating it maybe I can quit.