White House to Host "Mission Accomplished II" Gala March 19th

White House to Host "Mission Accomplished II" Gala March 19th
Mar 14 2005 by Ross Bender
President Bush today announced that the White House and Pentagon would hold a "Mission Accomplished II" victory celebration on March 19, the second anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. The $100,000-a-plate Republican fundraiser will feature a white-tie dinner at the White House and midnight fireworks at the Pentagon. In the afternoon the President will parachute out of an F-16 fighter jet onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln in the Potomac River. All proceeds from the dinner will go to the Tom DeLay Defense Fund.


The gleeful President said, "This here bash will highlight for all the world to see that freedom is on the march and the evildoers are on the run. Afghanistan is back up and running and now boasts the largest heroin production of any country in the free world. That's the magic of the market at work. Plus which the nation is administered by freely elected drug lords. Also due to my policies, large parts of Iraq are now controlled by Shiite clerics from Iran."

Donald "Napoleon" Rumsfeld, standing with the President in a special Rose Garden press conference, added: "We've got most of the 8-12 year old evildoers in Iraq locked up in Abu Ghraib. My Pentagon special report has cleared me of any responsibility for so-called torture. And we've only had 1,512 American troops killed and 11,220 wounded, which is a bargain compared to what we had to spend to win in Vietnam."

Complete details of the gala event have not yet been announced, although unnamed sources said that after-dinner entertainment will feature a hilarious spoof on the Iraq war in the Oval Office. The President himself will give a repeat performance of his side-splitting skit in which he crawls around his office looking for weapons of mass destruction.

http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2005_03_14_1700.php

what makes this so horrifying is that it's entirely within the realm of possibility that those monsters would actually host something like this.

And the MSM would cover it as if it were a brilliant party.

the details. Isn't it sad that my opinion of this moron is such that I could believe that he is capable of celebrating this embarrassing anniverary? Nothing is beyond him and his.

The sad thing is, I could seriously see this happening. I really hope it does, the 1st one was a huge embarrasment, the more the better. I hope Condi and the devil aka: Cheney are there, they make any party that much better. Maybe Bush will go back to his old ways and do a little cocaine while doing military related activites, we can only hope.

Why doesn't he just come out and say "the decepticons are on the run" and start calling himself optimus prime and refer to America as "Gobotron". We all know he wants to. Or maybe a Thundercats or G.I. Joe metaphor would work better for him, after someone explains what a metaphor is. This is an insult to any soldiers who died after his staged "statue falling" rally.

on edit - whoops, I just skimmed the text and didn't realize it was a spoof! I just caught a "little freedom is on the march" and "evil-doers" which sounded like something he would say.

It is hilarious and sad at the same time that satire, when it comes to bush, could very much become the reality.